Intermittent Farting

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Intermittent Farting

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:34 am

You guys are slipping.

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Ether » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:47 am

There it is.

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Del » Mon Nov 28, 2016 9:18 am

Golly gee.... I can't believe we missed this.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by AFRS » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:11 am

If you slip with a fart - it's not a fart.

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:33 am

I didn't want to offend Goose
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by John-Boy » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:57 am

Remember to say "turbo!" and sprint forward a few steps during intermittent farting.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:10 pm

Isn't all farting intermittent? I mean, you have to start and stop or you would implode.

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by John-Boy » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:13 pm

JimVH wrote:Isn't all farting intermittent? I mean, you have to start and stop or you would implode.
You would think... but have you ever heard of the BBQ fairy? Related to the fart fairy.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by coco » Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:37 pm

John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:Isn't all farting intermittent? I mean, you have to start and stop or you would implode.
You would think... but have you ever heard of the BBQ fairy? Related to the fart fairy.
I believe you are thinking of the Baked Bean Fairy, A.K.A. Jocose.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Jocose » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:25 pm

<I crop dust this thread and then leave.>
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Ether » Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:20 pm

Jocose wrote:<I crop dust this thread and then leave.>
Urban Dictionary wrote:crop dusting:
Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:23 pm

Ether wrote:
Jocose wrote:<I crop dust this thread and then leave.>
Urban Dictionary wrote:crop dusting:
Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by UncleBob » Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:46 pm

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Del » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:25 pm

Excuse me.... :oops:
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by John-Boy » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:40 pm

Whoa, DEL! That was a wet one!
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:48 pm

John-Boy wrote:Whoa, DEL! That was a wet one!

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This an example of the kind of thing that should never be posted on CPS.

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by durangopipe » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:21 pm

JimVH wrote:
John-Boy wrote:Whoa, DEL! That was a wet one!

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This an example of the kind of thing that should never be posted on CPS.
Remember Smell-O-Vision?
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Jake » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:37 pm

JimVH wrote: Image

This an example of the kind of thing that should never be posted on CPS.
OMG laughing my guts out. Or was that...


oh never mind.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:17 pm

Jake wrote:
JimVH wrote: Image

This an example of the kind of thing that should never be posted on CPS.
OMG laughing my guts out. Or was that...


oh never mind.
8O :lol:

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:18 am

:lol:

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