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Post by Bigwill » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:58 am

Nathaniel_Firethorn wrote:Please Note:

You lost all your L.A. privileges.
when you gone, you stay gone, or you be gone.
And what is good, Phaedrus, and what is not good? Need we ask anyone to tell us these things?

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Post by TNLawPiper » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:59 am

PLEASE NOTE:

The new Kings of Leon CD will be played on repeat until further notice.

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Post by GabeSyme » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:45 am

The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is true.
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Post by Bigwill » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:46 am

GabeSyme wrote:The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is true.
Um...I don't get it.

(There is no such thing as objective truth.)
And what is good, Phaedrus, and what is not good? Need we ask anyone to tell us these things?

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Post by GabeSyme » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:47 am

Bigwill wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is true.
Um...I don't get it.

(There is no such thing as objective truth.)

Including that.
Yes, the most poetical thing, more poetical than the flowers, more poetical than the stars - the most poetical thing in the world is not being sick. - Thursday by G. K. Chesterton "Da per Matrem ad venire"

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Post by Bigwill » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:48 am

GabeSyme wrote:
Bigwill wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is true.
Um...I don't get it.

(There is no such thing as objective truth.)

Including that.
NEVER trust ANYTHING I say. I ALWAYS lie!
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Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:59 am

Bigwill wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:
Bigwill wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is true.
Um...I don't get it.

(There is no such thing as objective truth.)

Including that.
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Post by GabeSyme » Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:51 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Bigwill wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:
Bigwill wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is true.
Um...I don't get it.

(There is no such thing as objective truth.)

Including that.
NEVER trust ANYTHING I say. I ALWAYS lie!
Liar, Liar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EpP9DPZ0Xo
Liar, Liar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEWODYDjfOU
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Post by Jared » Tue May 01, 2012 11:18 pm

PLEASE NOTE:

Ninjas have invaded the building. just treat them like wild animals, if you don't bother them they won't bother you. that is all.
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Post by Jared » Thu May 03, 2012 11:54 pm

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tomorrow being casual friday the managment has initated a clothing optional day. with this being said please take in to consideration what shape your body is in and dress accordingly.
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Post by TNLawPiper » Fri May 04, 2012 5:03 am

Please note. That is all.

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Post by Jared » Wed May 09, 2012 6:49 pm

whoever is reheating their chicken tikka masala in the break room microwave please either cover your food or clean the microwave after use. the buildup is getting bad.
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Re: PLEASE NOTE

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:51 am

Applicants Please Note:

- Yes, I am 'foreal'. Your appointment was 30 minutes ago. It's now someone else's turn;
- You should probably pick a 'cologne' that does not smell like marijuana smoke;
- Cleavage of any kind will not help you get a job here. Button your top and pull-up your pants;
- No, your spouse/partner may not sit in on the interview and answer for you;
- It's 10am, you probably shouldn't start your interview with "Why do y'all start this stuff so early?";
- "Do y'all have anything to eat?" should likely be avoided, also;
- The testing process will go much smoother for both of us if you will let go of your junk and use both hands for the assignment; and,
- "Knowhaimsayin?" is not a word. Please stop saying it repeatedly.


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Poor Brent.

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Re: PLEASE NOTE

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:21 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:51 am
Applicants Please Note:

- Yes, I am 'foreal'. Your appointment was 30 minutes ago. It's now someone else's turn;
- You should probably pick a 'cologne' that does not smell like marijuana smoke;
- Cleavage of any kind will not help you get a job here. Button your top and pull-up your pants;
- No, your spouse/partner may not sit in on the interview and answer for you;
- It's 10am, you probably shouldn't start your interview with "Why do y'all start this stuff so early?";
- "Do y'all have anything to eat?" should likely be avoided, also;
- The testing process will go much smoother for both of us if you will let go of your junk and use both hands for the assignment; and,
- "Knowhaimsayin?" is not a word. Please stop saying it repeatedly.


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Re: PLEASE NOTE

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:24 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:21 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:51 am
Applicants Please Note:

- Yes, I am 'foreal'. Your appointment was 30 minutes ago. It's now someone else's turn;
- You should probably pick a 'cologne' that does not smell like marijuana smoke;
- Cleavage of any kind will not help you get a job here. Button your top and pull-up your pants;
- No, your spouse/partner may not sit in on the interview and answer for you;
- It's 10am, you probably shouldn't start your interview with "Why do y'all start this stuff so early?";
- "Do y'all have anything to eat?" should likely be avoided, also;
- The testing process will go much smoother for both of us if you will let go of your junk and use both hands for the assignment; and,
- "Knowhaimsayin?" is not a word. Please stop saying it repeatedly.


HR
I'm representing a fellow right now that stole the interviewers purse out of her car on the way to her interview.
Classic.
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Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:16 am
Poor Brent.

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:56 pm

PLEASE NOTE:

Jocose cam is for research purposes only.

That is all.
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Post by UncleBob » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:46 am

PLEASE NOTE:

Smokingpipes.com now has Captain Black Grape.

That is all.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:02 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

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