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Post by Nathaniel_Firethorn » Wed May 20, 2009 4:04 pm

mstg99 wrote:Effective immediately:

All lunch breaks are cancelled until morale improves.
I see your cafeteria uses the same food service as us.

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Post by CaptainMathias » Fri May 22, 2009 6:30 pm

Nathaniel_Firethorn wrote:
mstg99 wrote:Effective immediately:

All lunch breaks are cancelled until morale improves.
I see your cafeteria uses the same food service as us.

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Flogging shall continue until morale improves
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Post by Munkey » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:03 pm

Don't forget - its Dishwasher Friday!

Greetings:

Don’t forget to put your mugs and cups back in the dishwasher by4:00 pm today so they’ll be sparkling clean for Monday! :)

This includes all “visitor” mugs that are in your cubes, offices or conference rooms that will also need to go back in the dishwasher!

Thanks!

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Post by joekm » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:58 pm

PLEASE NOTE:

Carl,

Get the stupid "soul patch" off your face, you look like a dork

Sincerely,

The office staff
It's always the quiet ones.....isn't it?

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Post by joekm » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:01 pm

PLEASE NOTE:

"Casual Friday" is not the same as "Gender Diversity Day"

That is all...
It's always the quiet ones.....isn't it?

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Post by SandPiper » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:07 pm

PLEASE NOTE

Due to the murder yesterday, heavy vehicle will be closed at least until Tuesday.


(The above is an email from one of my industries. For those who don't know, the company I work for runs the prison industries for FL - we employee inmates who sometimes kill each other. This is one of two such emails I've received from the same facility in the past 12 months)
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Post by coco » Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:14 pm

Please note:

A $50/m credit towards employee health insurance premiums will henceforth be issued to all employees who are pipe smokers.

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Post by mejane » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:48 pm

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I concur.

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Post by misterbeach » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:53 pm

Please note:

Facility closed for maintenance.

Date: today

Use facility located at: inside

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:01 pm

PLEASE NOTE:

Goats will no longer be accepted in lieu of IOU's at the $500 Blackjack table.

This means YOU Preacherman.

That is all.

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Post by Preacherman » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:03 pm

PLEASE NOTE:

Preacherman will be moving his business to the Poker table, where they appreciate a quality goat!!!

HA, I guess I told you... 8O

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Post by Preacherman » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:05 pm

NOTE:

The above makes no sense unless you read this first:
UncleBob wrote:PLEASE NOTE:

Goats will no longer be accepted in lieu of IOU's at the $500 Blackjack table.

This means YOU Preacherman.

That is all.
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Post by Preacherman » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:06 pm

NOTE:

The order of the above posts may confuse some.

GOOD

:lol:
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Post by Preacherman » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:07 pm

OH, this probably ain't all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Munkey » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:12 pm

4:00 pm / Dishwasher Friday -

Don’t forget it’s Dishwasher Friday. Please return all “visitor” mugs you may see floating around to the dishwasher and place any items you wish to have sparkling clean for Monday by 3:45 pm today.

Thanks!

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Post by Munkey » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:13 pm

Do you enjoy orchid plants?

Our current orchid plant in the lobby wasn’t doing so well and has since been replaced. If you would like to give this orchid a new home please stop by my desk - it will be on the front counter. First one to come by gets the plant. :)

Thanks!

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Post by Munkey » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:13 pm

Orchid plant has found new home -

The Orchid plant has found a new home. :)

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Post by Munkey » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:15 pm

Reminder - Refrigerator Clean-out Today!

Greetings:

It’s time once again to clean out the refrigerators! :) Please remove all your old bags of food, containers and any science experiments you may have left no later than today, Friday, July 31st.

Food that is unidentifiable, outdated or something the hazmat team would need to check on will be tossed. This includes all containers.

Thanks for your help.

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Post by michigander » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:48 pm

Munkey wrote:This includes all containers.

Thanks for your help.
So that's what happened to my tupperware!

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Post by Munkey » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:51 pm

Greetings:

The refrigerators have been cleaned out. There were quite a few science experiments, old fruit, sandwiches, leftovers, yogurts, toothpaste (yes, and a toothbrush) and many other items in containers not labeled and identifiable. Please remember to always label your items. :)

If you have something in the freezers or refrigerators in a large quantity and can take it home for the weekend please do so. We would like the refrigerator as empty as possible. Note – there is a large container of unlabeled potstickers that look fairly fresh. If these belong to you please take them home. If they are still there on Monday they will be tossed. Side note: if you need to use the refrigerator because you picked up something for your household or a dessert for the same evening, please label it and/or put a large note asking folks not to help themselves. :)

If I’ve tossed something that belongs to you, my apologies, but everything looked very outdated and moldy. By the way, if the bag of toothpaste and the toothbrush in the freezer or the jar of face cream in the refrigerator belong to you….please remove it.

Dishwasher – last call. Place your mugs in the dishwasher for cleaning. It will be run at 4:00 pm.

Thanks everyone and have a great weekend!

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