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Post by Nathaniel_Firethorn » Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:21 am

Any box of cereal containing less than 50% sugar by weight must display a picture of a heart, and the words "Heart Healthy," prominently on at least two sides.

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Post by OldWorldSwine » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:16 am

FredS wrote:FYI~
Payday will be Tuesday June 1st since Monday is a holiday.

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Post by MacGuru » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:47 am

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN JACKSON KY HAS ISSUED AN   * URBAN AND SMALL STREAM FLOOD ADVISORY FOR... CENTRAL PULASKI COUNTY IN SOUTH CENTRAL KENTUCKY...   * UNTIL 500 AM EDT   * AT 1109 PM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED AN AREA OF HEAVY RAINFALL ACROSS THE ADVISORY AREA. DOPPLER RADAR ESTIMATED THAT BETWEEN 2 AND 2.5 INCHES OF RAIN HAD FALLEN IN THE PAST 3 HOURS.
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Post by gaining_age » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:01 am

HEAT WARNING:
Expedited Shipping May Be Required
*NO REFUNDS FOR MELTED CANDY*
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Post by Munkey » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:45 pm

Greetings:

Just a few reminders about the Conference Rooms in Santa Clara - :)

· Scheduling - Please book your conference room in advance. If you need assistance for booking a conference room in Outlook please contact myself or IT. Any one of us will be happy to assist. If the room appears empty it may not be. Check the Outlook schedule first and then book it! :)

· Whiteboard Usage – if you’ve written on the whiteboard during your meeting or used the flipchart, please erase the whiteboard and take your flipchart notes with you or drop them in one of the bins marked “Shred-it”.

· Papers, mugs, cans & bottles – please take your papers and empties with you. Visitor mugs go in the dishwasher in the main kitchen. (The dishwasher in the small kitchen off of the boardroom is no longer working.)

· LCD Projectors – though most conference rooms have LCD projectors in the ceiling there are a few that do not. If you’ve borrowed a portable LCD projector (there are two) please return it to where you found it. These too must be booked in advance.

· Chairs – Please straighten the chairs back around the table so the room looks presentable for the next meeting. If you’ve used the training room, please return the room to classroom style with the chairs neatly facing forward. :)


Thanks to everyone for your cooperation. :)

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Post by james-owen » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:32 pm

The best stuff on Earth just got better.
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Post by gaining_age » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:35 pm

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Post by Jared » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:48 pm

attention:

I am the other white meat

that is all
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Post by coco » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:26 pm

Jared wrote:attention:

I am the other white meat

that is all
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Post by UncleBob » Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:58 am

Please note:

When approaching THIS WOMAN,please use Bactine.

That is all.
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Post by joekm » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:12 am

The whiteboard is for passive-aggressive office announcements ONLY!!!
It's always the quiet ones.....isn't it?

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Post by UncleBob » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:35 am

Please Note:

The Crucifix Shoesare only available in sizes width D.

Sorry Zed.

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Post by gaining_age » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:58 am

Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Post by sysiphus » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:10 pm

If you disseminate information, have you inseminated the recipient?
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Post by gaining_age » Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:09 pm

Attention Ladies! We are seeking models interested in being photographed smoking a pipe.
Requirements.
1. You are at least 18 years of age.
2. You are above average in appearance.
3. Pipe Smoking - for amateur models, we prefer that you already smoke a pipe in real life. For professional models, you need to be willing to smoke a pipe for real during the shoot. No just posing with the pipe.
If you meet these requirements, we will need 2-3 pictures of you; 1) head shot, 2) full body shot, and 3) picture of you smoking a pipe (optional for professional models).
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Post by UncleBob » Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:26 pm

BE ADVISED

Current chance of rapture: 76.4% due to the Glen Beck/Sarah Palin effect.

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Post by gaining_age » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:17 am

This is not the luggage ticket described by article 4 of the Warsaw convention.
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Post by UncleBob » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:08 am

Please Note:

These are NOT the droids you are looking for.

That is all.
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by Nathaniel_Firethorn » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:24 am

Please Note:

You lost all your L.A. privileges.

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Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:47 am

According to despair.com - You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do
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