Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by mountainman » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Del » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:38 am

Hovannes wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:29 am
California hippies don't use toilet paper.
Then file them under crap, and let's fight about it.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Del » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:40 am

mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
Wait... Real cream is manly stuff. It makes cheese, you know.

Non-fat, non-dairy, foo-foo flavored creamer is an abomination.
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"Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tender-hearted, forgiving each other, just as God in Christ also has forgiven you." - Eph 4

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Rusty » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:47 am

Del wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:40 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
Wait... Real cream is manly stuff. It makes cheese, you know.

Non-fat, non-dairy, foo-foo flavored creamer is an abomination.
Is this a confession?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:52 am

Rusty wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:47 am
Del wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:40 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
Wait... Real cream is manly stuff. It makes cheese, you know.

Non-fat, non-dairy, foo-foo flavored creamer is an abomination.
Is this a confession?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:55 am

mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
You'd know, wouldn't you, sweetheart?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Del » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:57 am

Rusty wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:47 am
Del wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:40 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
Wait... Real cream is manly stuff. It makes cheese, you know.

Non-fat, non-dairy, foo-foo flavored creamer is an abomination.
Is this a confession?
The Dairy Defender never sleeps!
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Hovannes » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:32 am

DepartedLight wrote:
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Microwaved egg flavored toothpaste is not good one bit.
Try it with Bacon flavored floss and Potato O'Brien flavored mouthwash, and report back to us.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by TwoXseveN » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:03 am

The only tolerable way to eat eggs of any form is if they're cooked in bacon grease.

Other than that, all eggs are awful.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by sysiphus » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:31 am

TwoXseveN wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:03 am
The only tolerable way to eat eggs of any form is if they're cooked in bacon grease.

Other than that, all eggs are awful.

You're welcome for improving the quality of your lives.
Concur. Somewhat. Agree that bacon grease makes all eggs /better/, but not that they are worthless without it.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:37 am

sysiphus wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:31 am
TwoXseveN wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:03 am
The only tolerable way to eat eggs of any form is if they're cooked in bacon grease.

Other than that, all eggs are awful.

You're welcome for improving the quality of your lives.
Concur. Somewhat. Agree that bacon grease makes all eggs /better/, but not that they are worthless without it.
Try duck fat. Superb.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by mountainman » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:50 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:55 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
You'd know, wouldn't you, sweetheart?
My woman uses cream/creamer in her coffee. Unless it's alcohol, adding anything to coffee is the mark of the fairer sex. Didn't you know that, buttercup?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:58 am

mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:50 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:55 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
You'd know, wouldn't you, sweetheart?
My woman uses cream/creamer in her coffee. Unless it's alcohol, adding anything to coffee is the mark of the fairer sex. Didn't you know that, buttercup?
Nope. All this time i thought it was genitalia that determined gender. I always thought adding alcohol to coffee was the sign you didn't really like alcohol and needed to cut the taste.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Hovannes » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:22 pm

Del wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:40 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
Wait... Real cream is manly stuff. It makes cheese, you know.

Non-fat, non-dairy, foo-foo flavored creamer is an abomination.
I am in udder agreement.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by A_Morley » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:55 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:58 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:50 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:55 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
You'd know, wouldn't you, sweetheart?
My woman uses cream/creamer in her coffee. Unless it's alcohol, adding anything to coffee is the mark of the fairer sex. Didn't you know that, buttercup?
Nope. All this time i thought it was genitalia that determined gender. I always thought adding alcohol to coffee was the sign you didn't really like alcohol and needed to cut the taste.
I drink tea from a china cup and saucer and regularly wear makeup. I also have probably drank more liquor and slept with more women than all of you.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Rusty » Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:20 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:55 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:58 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:50 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:55 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
You'd know, wouldn't you, sweetheart?
My woman uses cream/creamer in her coffee. Unless it's alcohol, adding anything to coffee is the mark of the fairer sex. Didn't you know that, buttercup?
Nope. All this time i thought it was genitalia that determined gender. I always thought adding alcohol to coffee was the sign you didn't really like alcohol and needed to cut the taste.
I drink tea from a china cup and saucer and regularly wear makeup. I also have probably drank more liquor and slept with more women than all of you.
Yeah, but what about the milk in your tea?
I think you don't mean "all of you". Perhaps "each of you" is a better fit?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Skip » Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:29 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:26 pm
Original California Pepper Sauce makes scrambled in butter eggs sing.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:32 pm

Rusty wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:20 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:55 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:58 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:50 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:55 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
You'd know, wouldn't you, sweetheart?
My woman uses cream/creamer in her coffee. Unless it's alcohol, adding anything to coffee is the mark of the fairer sex. Didn't you know that, buttercup?
Nope. All this time i thought it was genitalia that determined gender. I always thought adding alcohol to coffee was the sign you didn't really like alcohol and needed to cut the taste.
I drink tea from a china cup and saucer and regularly wear makeup. I also have probably drank more liquor and slept with more women than all of you.
Bully for you, Tiger. You do realize that Don Juanism is often merely a manufactured defense against one's latent homosexuality, of course. Painless almost killed himself when he learned this. Frankly, I'm not sure I believe it, but kissing and telling remains abhorrent.

You have also worn far more makeup than I have.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by mountainman » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:01 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:55 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:58 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:50 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:55 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
You'd know, wouldn't you, sweetheart?
My woman uses cream/creamer in her coffee. Unless it's alcohol, adding anything to coffee is the mark of the fairer sex. Didn't you know that, buttercup?
Nope. All this time i thought it was genitalia that determined gender. I always thought adding alcohol to coffee was the sign you didn't really like alcohol and needed to cut the taste.
I drink tea from a china cup and saucer and regularly wear makeup. I also have probably drank more liquor and slept with more women than all of you.
Well, I would agree with part of that, the sleeping with more women, as I have known but one woman, and I love her with such a ferocity that adulterers burst into flame in our presence. However, as an Infantryman, I will challenge you on the liquor. The gallons of hard liquor that I have gone through... The grunt life is a hard life, we live hard, drink hard, and play hard. I sometimes put liquor in my coffee as a dessert, but if I've set out to drink, I drink the unadulterated liquor, no mixing, no flavors.
What was the silly argument we were having? Oh right, adding cream to coffee. Sorry for the digression, back on task now. Women, the lot of you! :twisted:
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:09 pm

mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:01 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:55 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:58 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:50 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:55 am
mountainman wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am
I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
You'd know, wouldn't you, sweetheart?
My woman uses cream/creamer in her coffee. Unless it's alcohol, adding anything to coffee is the mark of the fairer sex. Didn't you know that, buttercup?
Nope. All this time i thought it was genitalia that determined gender. I always thought adding alcohol to coffee was the sign you didn't really like alcohol and needed to cut the taste.
I drink tea from a china cup and saucer and regularly wear makeup. I also have probably drank more liquor and slept with more women than all of you.
Well, I would agree with part of that, the sleeping with more women, as I have known but one woman, and I love her with such a ferocity that adulterers burst into flame in our presence. However, as an Infantryman, I will challenge you on the liquor. The gallons of hard liquor that I have gone through... The grunt life is a hard life, we live hard, drink hard, and play hard. I sometimes put liquor in my coffee as a dessert, but if I've set out to drink, I drink the unadulterated liquor, no mixing, no flavors.
What was the silly argument we were having? Oh right, adding cream to coffee. Sorry for the digression, back on task now. Women, the lot of you! :twisted:
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