Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:10 am

Skip wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:58 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:53 am
mont974x4 wrote:
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Decaf coffee is just dirty water.
Like non-alcoholic beer?
And sugar-free, diet Mountain Dew?
Well, there is at least caffeine in that one, right? I have no strong opinions on Mountain Dew.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:14 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:10 am
Skip wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:58 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:53 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:40 am
Decaf coffee is just dirty water.
Like non-alcoholic beer?
And sugar-free, diet Mountain Dew?
Well, there is at least caffeine in that one, right? I have no strong opinions on Mountain Dew.
If caffeine is the only appreciable component in a drink, consider these with a glass of water instead:

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by infidel » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:17 am

Dang, now I'm jonesing for some carbonated aspartame and caramel color.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:20 am

infidel wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:17 am
Dang, now I'm jonesing for some carbonated aspartame and caramel color.
Don't forget the potassium benzoate. I love me some potassium benzoate.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:27 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:20 am
infidel wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:17 am
Dang, now I'm jonesing for some carbonated aspartame and caramel color.
Don't forget the potassium benzoate. I love me some potassium benzoate.
Potassium benzoate livens up fried pancreas like no one's business.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:49 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:27 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:20 am
infidel wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:17 am
Dang, now I'm jonesing for some carbonated aspartame and caramel color.
Don't forget the potassium benzoate. I love me some potassium benzoate.
Potassium benzoate livens up fried pancreas like no one's business.
I prefer fried pancreas with tartar sauce.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:28 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:49 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:27 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:20 am
infidel wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:17 am
Dang, now I'm jonesing for some carbonated aspartame and caramel color.
Don't forget the potassium benzoate. I love me some potassium benzoate.
Potassium benzoate livens up fried pancreas like no one's business.
I prefer fried pancreas with tartar sauce.
You cretins are mocking riz aux veaux. Love me some hypothalamus and pancreas.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by SlowToke » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:40 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:49 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:27 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:20 am
infidel wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:17 am
Dang, now I'm jonesing for some carbonated aspartame and caramel color.
Don't forget the potassium benzoate. I love me some potassium benzoate.
Potassium benzoate livens up fried pancreas like no one's business.
I prefer fried pancreas with tartar sauce.
I prefer mine with Miracle Whip
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:20 am

OK. Big guns.

MARY!

Oh wait. We fought about that already.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:34 am

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:30 am

DepartedLight wrote:
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This is the wrong answer.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Fainn » Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:19 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:30 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:34 am
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This is the wrong answer.
This is my winter look at home:
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:08 am

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Item 1.

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Item 2.

I prefer Item 1.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:20 am

Unless dealing with extreme weather conditions and the safety and well-being of the animal is at risk, putting clothes on a dog is wrong. Just. So. Wrong.













(an exception may be applied for if you are a 7 year old girl marching in a pet and doll parade)
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:32 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:20 am
Unless dealing with extreme weather conditions and the safety and well-being of the animal is at risk, putting clothes on a dog is wrong. Just. So. Wrong.












(an exception may be applied for if you are a 7 year old girl marching in a pet and doll parade)
I don't grant your exception.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JimVH » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:01 am

DepartedLight wrote:
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Item 1.

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Item 2.

I prefer Item 1.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:10 am

hugodrax wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:20 am
Unless dealing with extreme weather conditions and the safety and well-being of the animal is at risk, putting clothes on a dog is wrong. Just. So. Wrong.












(an exception may be applied for if you are a 7 year old girl marching in a pet and doll parade)
I don't grant your exception.
You will when you have a granddaughter
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:14 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:10 am
hugodrax wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:20 am
Unless dealing with extreme weather conditions and the safety and well-being of the animal is at risk, putting clothes on a dog is wrong. Just. So. Wrong.












(an exception may be applied for if you are a 7 year old girl marching in a pet and doll parade)
I don't grant your exception.
You will when you have a granddaughter
I'm not cool with my own seven year old daughter entering one of those, but I understand your point.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:17 am

hugodrax wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:10 am
hugodrax wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:20 am
Unless dealing with extreme weather conditions and the safety and well-being of the animal is at risk, putting clothes on a dog is wrong. Just. So. Wrong.












(an exception may be applied for if you are a 7 year old girl marching in a pet and doll parade)
I don't grant your exception.
You will when you have a granddaughter
I'm not cool with my own seven year old daughter entering one of those, but I understand your point.
I'm finding as grandpa I allow a lot more than I do as dad.
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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