Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:35 pm

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by sysiphus » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:56 am

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Gonna take issue with this.
Here is what we know: The Chrysler is as big as a whale and seats about 20.
Does the chart take into account the inescapable fact that the 20 would be all glittery from the mattress, hallway, front porch, and highway when they got into the Chrysler, and would have to transfer some of that into the Chrysler?
Or am I looking at this all wrong, and the highway glitter is transferrance from the Chrysler?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Hovannes » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:41 pm

sysiphus wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:56 am
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:54 pm


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Gonna take issue with this.
Here is what we know: The Chrysler is as big as a whale and seats about 20.
Does the chart take into account the inescapable fact that the 20 would be all glittery from the mattress, hallway, front porch, and highway when they got into the Chrysler, and would have to transfer some of that into the Chrysler?
Or am I looking at this all wrong, and the highway glitter is transferrance from the Chrysler?
The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together.
If the Love Shack is the origin of the glitter, that would assumes that the passengers left The Love Shack in order to transfer the glitter into the Chrysler that's as big as a whale.
The problem is that The Love Shack may very well be under the same management as The Hotel California, where you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
Thus no glitter transfer to the Chrysler that's as big as a whale.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Hovannes » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:46 pm

Unless somebody climbed back into the Chrysler that's as big as a whale not to drive away, but just to whip the steering wheel back and forth whilst going
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by sysiphus » Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:22 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:41 pm
sysiphus wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:56 am
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:54 pm


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Gonna take issue with this.
Here is what we know: The Chrysler is as big as a whale and seats about 20.
Does the chart take into account the inescapable fact that the 20 would be all glittery from the mattress, hallway, front porch, and highway when they got into the Chrysler, and would have to transfer some of that into the Chrysler?
Or am I looking at this all wrong, and the highway glitter is transferrance from the Chrysler?
The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together.
If the Love Shack is the origin of the glitter, that would assumes that the passengers left The Love Shack in order to transfer the glitter into the Chrysler that's as big as a whale.
The problem is that The Love Shack may very well be under the same management as The Hotel California, where you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
Thus no glitter transfer to the Chrysler that's as big as a whale.
So your supposition is that the Chrysler was only used to take 20 TO the Love Shack, but no one FROM the Love Shack? If that's the case, the Chrysler should be sans glitter, and thus a smaller representative slice than shown in the graph. Curious, no doubt.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:28 pm

sysiphus wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:22 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:41 pm
sysiphus wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:56 am
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:54 pm


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Gonna take issue with this.
Here is what we know: The Chrysler is as big as a whale and seats about 20.
Does the chart take into account the inescapable fact that the 20 would be all glittery from the mattress, hallway, front porch, and highway when they got into the Chrysler, and would have to transfer some of that into the Chrysler?
Or am I looking at this all wrong, and the highway glitter is transferrance from the Chrysler?
The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together.
If the Love Shack is the origin of the glitter, that would assumes that the passengers left The Love Shack in order to transfer the glitter into the Chrysler that's as big as a whale.
The problem is that The Love Shack may very well be under the same management as The Hotel California, where you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
Thus no glitter transfer to the Chrysler that's as big as a whale.
So your supposition is that the Chrysler was only used to take 20 TO the Love Shack, but no one FROM the Love Shack? If that's the case, the Chrysler should be sans glitter, and thus a smaller representative slice than shown in the graph. Curious, no doubt.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:35 pm

The manner we boil eggs and why.

Being a fan of cold boiled eggs as a snack or lunch, I do up a half dozen every now and then.

Eggs in pot.
Water over eggs by 2"
Salt
Cap of red vinegar
Do not cover pot.
Bring to rolling boil.
Turn off heat.
Keep pot on burner* 12 minutes.
Remove from heat and run cold water into pot until eggs are cool enough to do whatever you want them to do.

* Electric burner. For gas, reduce to simmer for 2 minutes, turn of gas, wait 11 minutes.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JimVH » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:59 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:35 pm
The manner we boil eggs and why.

Being a fan of cold boiled eggs as a snack or lunch, I do up a half dozen every now and then.

Eggs in pot.
Water over eggs by 2"
Salt
Cap of red vinegar
Do not cover pot.
Bring to rolling boil.
Turn off heat.
Keep pot on burner* 12 minutes.
Remove from heat and run cold water into pot until eggs are cool enough to do whatever you want them to do.

* Electric burner. For gas, reduce to simmer for 2 minutes, turn of gas, wait 11 minutes.
Instant Pot: eggs (any amount - I do 12-18 usually), 2 cups water, 5 min high pressure, vent, rinse cold

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:30 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:59 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:35 pm
The manner we boil eggs and why.

Being a fan of cold boiled eggs as a snack or lunch, I do up a half dozen every now and then.

Eggs in pot.
Water over eggs by 2"
Salt
Cap of red vinegar
Do not cover pot.
Bring to rolling boil.
Turn off heat.
Keep pot on burner* 12 minutes.
Remove from heat and run cold water into pot until eggs are cool enough to do whatever you want them to do.

* Electric burner. For gas, reduce to simmer for 2 minutes, turn of gas, wait 11 minutes.
Instant Pot: eggs (any amount - I do 12-18 usually), 2 cups water, 5 min high pressure, vent, rinse cold

Easiest to peel eggs I've ever cooked.
"Hey woman, go boil some eggs for me."

Usually by the time the swelling goes down enough for me to eat the eggs, I'm not really in the mood anymore.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:44 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:30 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:59 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:35 pm
The manner we boil eggs and why.

Being a fan of cold boiled eggs as a snack or lunch, I do up a half dozen every now and then.

Eggs in pot.
Water over eggs by 2"
Salt
Cap of red vinegar
Do not cover pot.
Bring to rolling boil.
Turn off heat.
Keep pot on burner* 12 minutes.
Remove from heat and run cold water into pot until eggs are cool enough to do whatever you want them to do.

* Electric burner. For gas, reduce to simmer for 2 minutes, turn of gas, wait 11 minutes.
Instant Pot: eggs (any amount - I do 12-18 usually), 2 cups water, 5 min high pressure, vent, rinse cold

Easiest to peel eggs I've ever cooked.
"Hey woman, go boil some eggs for me."

Usually by the time the swelling goes down enough for me to eat the eggs, I'm not really in the mood anymore.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by StoicDetective » Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:31 am

I can't believe we got this far with this thread with out fighting about the crappy title.

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Geez, are these fights supposed to have rules? Be choreographed like West Side Story, Anchorman, or WWE? ... Or are we gonna do this street fighter style?

"Yet" ... who's gonna publish the schedule ... Oh can we sell tickets to the fights?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by infidel » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:47 am

Boil 1 inch of water in large pot with lid. Put steamer basket with eggs into pot, cover and steam for 13 minutes. Move eggs to ice bath until cool.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Cleon » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:19 am

StoicDetective wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:31 am
I can't believe we got this far with this thread with out fighting about the crappy title.

"Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet"

Geez, are these fights supposed to have rules? Be choreographed like West Side Story, Anchorman, or WWE? ... Or are we gonna do this street fighter style?

"Yet" ... who's gonna publish the schedule ... Oh can we sell tickets to the fights?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Cleon » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:29 am

Did we ever fight about whisky glasses? Me, I prefer the low ball glass. I like the bulk.

Stemmed whisky glasses are for little sissy babies.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:14 am

Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:29 am
Did we ever fight about whisky glasses? Me, I prefer the low ball glass. I like the bulk.

Stemmed whisky glasses are for little sissy babies.
Stemmed? What's a stemmed whiskey glass?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:18 am

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:14 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:29 am
Did we ever fight about whisky glasses? Me, I prefer the low ball glass. I like the bulk.

Stemmed whisky glasses are for little sissy babies.
Stemmed? What's a stemmed whiskey glass?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:28 am

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:18 am
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:14 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:29 am
Did we ever fight about whisky glasses? Me, I prefer the low ball glass. I like the bulk.

Stemmed whisky glasses are for little sissy babies.
Stemmed? What's a stemmed whiskey glass?
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Ah.

I feel no need to fight. I prefer the glass filled with whiskey.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:13 pm

Does Hack = Hint?

Does Root & Vine = Root and Vine?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Cleon » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:30 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:28 am
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:18 am
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:14 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:29 am
Did we ever fight about whisky glasses? Me, I prefer the low ball glass. I like the bulk.

Stemmed whisky glasses are for little sissy babies.
Stemmed? What's a stemmed whiskey glass?
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Ah.

I feel no need to fight. I prefer the glass filled with whiskey.
That's the spirit!
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Cleon » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:37 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:13 pm
Does Hack = Hint?

Does Root & Vine = Root and Vine?
Hack does not equal hint. I'm with you on that one.

Root does not equal vine either.

Are we on the same team?
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