Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:20 pm

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by John-Boy » Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:07 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:20 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:11 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:10 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:08 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:05 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:04 pm
UncleBob wrote:
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:17 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:07 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:20 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:11 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:10 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:08 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:05 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:04 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:03 pm
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by John-Boy » Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:20 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:17 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:07 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:20 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:11 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:10 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:08 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:05 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:04 pm
UncleBob wrote:
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:32 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:20 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:17 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:07 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:20 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:11 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:10 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:08 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:05 pm
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Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:04 pm
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by John-Boy » Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:13 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:32 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:20 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:17 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:07 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:20 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:11 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:10 pm
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Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:08 pm
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by StoicDetective » Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:58 pm

I say all the coffee and tobacco stains on the CPS forums carpet it needs to be changed. Meaning we need to put a committee together and appoint another committee to select carpet samples.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:18 pm

StoicDetective wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:58 pm
I say all the coffee and tobacco stains on the CPS forums carpet it needs to be changed. Meaning we need to put a committee together and appoint another committee to select carpet samples.
carpet dampens the acoustics
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:56 pm

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Thus far; this one wins.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:58 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:18 pm
StoicDetective wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:58 pm
I say all the coffee and tobacco stains on the CPS forums carpet it needs to be changed. Meaning we need to put a committee together and appoint another committee to select carpet samples.
carpet dampens the acoustics
Your Honor,

The man suggested a "committee" as a path to resolve a problem.

Contempt of the Hall, at a minimum.

We're going to need a ruling, sir.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JudgeRusty » Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:49 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:58 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:18 pm
StoicDetective wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:58 pm
I say all the coffee and tobacco stains on the CPS forums carpet it needs to be changed. Meaning we need to put a committee together and appoint another committee to select carpet samples.
carpet dampens the acoustics
Your Honor,

The man suggested a "committee" as a path to resolve a problem.

Contempt of the Hall, at a minimum.

We're going to need a ruling, sir.
knowledge is power, son. I was just providing helpful data that might inform the chair as he/she selects the committee and crafts their charge.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Cleon » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:08 am

JudgeRusty wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:18 pm
StoicDetective wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:58 pm
I say all the coffee and tobacco stains on the CPS forums carpet it needs to be changed. Meaning we need to put a committee together and appoint another committee to select carpet samples.
carpet dampens the acoustics
And that coffee stain right there? It belongs to my late Grandma Jean. Don't you dare remove it.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:18 am

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by FredS » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:54 am

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:41 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:54 am
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by StoicDetective » Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:48 pm

Cleon wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:08 am
JudgeRusty wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:18 pm
StoicDetective wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:58 pm
I say all the coffee and tobacco stains on the CPS forums carpet it needs to be changed. Meaning we need to put a committee together and appoint another committee to select carpet samples.
carpet dampens the acoustics
And that coffee stain right there? It belongs to my late Grandma Jean. Don't you dare remove it.
Please! CPS needs new carpet. How about we craft a plaque honoring your grandmother on the front row pew.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by FredS » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:20 pm

^^^ I like this guy. He get's us. ^^^
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:05 pm

StoicDetective wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:48 pm
Cleon wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:08 am
JudgeRusty wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:18 pm
StoicDetective wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:58 pm
I say all the coffee and tobacco stains on the CPS forums carpet it needs to be changed. Meaning we need to put a committee together and appoint another committee to select carpet samples.
carpet dampens the acoustics
And that coffee stain right there? It belongs to my late Grandma Jean. Don't you dare remove it.
Please! CPS needs new carpet. How about we craft a plaque honoring your grandmother on the front row pew.
That's all well and good until some dental hygienist comes along and scrapes it off.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Skip » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:33 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:05 pm
StoicDetective wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:48 pm
Cleon wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:08 am
JudgeRusty wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:18 pm
StoicDetective wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:58 pm
I say all the coffee and tobacco stains on the CPS forums carpet it needs to be changed. Meaning we need to put a committee together and appoint another committee to select carpet samples.
carpet dampens the acoustics
And that coffee stain right there? It belongs to my late Grandma Jean. Don't you dare remove it.
Please! CPS needs new carpet. How about we craft a plaque honoring your grandmother on the front row pew.
That's all well and good until some dental hygienist comes along and scrapes it off.
Or until someone suggests we put a plaque on every POY.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:49 pm

I still want to know how skip makes tartar sauce incorrectly.
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