Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Skip » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:52 pm

hugodrax wrote:
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I still want to know how skip makes tartar sauce incorrectly.
Get used to disappointment.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:02 pm

Skip wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:52 pm
hugodrax wrote:
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I still want to know how skip makes tartar sauce incorrectly.
Get used to disappointment.
Meaning that you're making some for him or that you aren't going to tell him?
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Skip » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:11 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:02 pm
Skip wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:52 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:49 pm
I still want to know how skip makes tartar sauce incorrectly.
Get used to disappointment.
Meaning that you're making some for him or that you aren't going to tell him?
I see no reason why I should be held to a single answer.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:15 am

Tarter is bad for your teeth, umm-k?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:27 am

DepartedLight wrote:
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Tarter is bad for your teeth, umm-k?
Tarter than what?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Del » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:03 am

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Tartar is bad for your teeth, umm-k?
So is calculus, right? But Skip is teaching kids how to have even more calculus.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by FredS » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:44 am

Skip wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:33 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:05 pm
StoicDetective wrote:
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Cleon wrote:
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I say all the coffee and tobacco stains on the CPS forums carpet it needs to be changed. Meaning we need to put a committee together and appoint another committee to select carpet samples.
carpet dampens the acoustics
And that coffee stain right there? It belongs to my late Grandma Jean. Don't you dare remove it.
Please! CPS needs new carpet. How about we craft a plaque honoring your grandmother on the front row pew.
That's all well and good until some dental hygienist comes along and scrapes it off.
Or until someone suggests we put a plaque on every POY.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JimVH » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:08 am

We haven't fought about lent yet this year.


Lint, either.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:19 am

JimVH wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:08 am
We haven't fought about lent yet this year.


Lint, either.
Somebody's going to get upset that you left out lunting.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:23 pm

Socks.

Item 1:

With or without in sandals?

Item 2:

Length of sock material up the calf in millimeters; pros and cons.

Item 3:
Those that choose not to sock no matter what. What has happened to this lost group? Does their sans sock life style prevent foot fungus? Or, are they just dumb?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by durangopipe » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:54 pm

Sandals: No!
Socks: Yes!

Because it’s finally snowing.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by infidel » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:59 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:23 pm
Socks.
Yes and no.
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:23 pm
Item 1:

With or without in sandals?
Without, except for brief excursions outdoors (such as to fetch the newspaper or take out the trash) when putting shoes on would take longer than the planned activity.
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:23 pm
Item 2:

Length of sock material up the calf in millimeters; pros and cons.
Depends on the type of shoe and the rest of the outfit.
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:23 pm
Item 3:
Those that choose not to sock no matter what. What has happened to this lost group? Does their sans sock life style prevent foot fungus? Or, are they just dumb?
My feet are too sweaty to go sockless in shoes. Plus it just feels wrong.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:00 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:19 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:08 am
We haven't fought about lent yet this year.


Lint, either.
Somebody's going to get upset that you left out lunting.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:09 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:00 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:19 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:08 am
We haven't fought about lent yet this year.


Lint, either.
Somebody's going to get upset that you left out lunting.
https://youtu.be/EnLDt0RFOjU
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:19 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:09 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:00 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:19 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:08 am
We haven't fought about lent yet this year.


Lint, either.
Somebody's going to get upset that you left out lunting.
https://youtu.be/EnLDt0RFOjU
Could you imagine what would happen today if the creature that evolved from the ship's cat was cast as a black man?

Hell. To. Pay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWvtMOGAhw
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Skip » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:23 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:14 pm
Bagel with crunchy peanut butter.
This. Everyone knows that bagels' primary purpose is to carry cream cheese.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Cleon » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:26 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:09 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:00 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:19 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:08 am
We haven't fought about lent yet this year.


Lint, either.
Somebody's going to get upset that you left out lunting.
https://youtu.be/EnLDt0RFOjU
Could you imagine what would happen today if the creature that evolved from the ship's cat was cast as a black man?

Hell. To. Pay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWvtMOGAhw
Ha. Good one.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Cleon » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:27 pm

Skip wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:23 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:14 pm
Bagel with crunchy peanut butter.
This. Everyone knows that bagels' primary purpose is to carry cream cheese.
And lox. You can't eat lox and peanut butter. That would be nasty.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by GaryInVA » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:05 pm

Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:27 pm
Skip wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:23 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:14 pm
Bagel with crunchy peanut butter.
This. Everyone knows that bagels' primary purpose is to carry cream cheese.
And lox. You can't eat lox and peanut butter. That would be nasty.
A toasted bagel is perfect for delivering crunchy peanut butter that is slightly melted.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:12 pm

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