A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:04 pm

gaining_age wrote:
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hugodrax wrote:
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Skip wrote:
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hugodrax wrote:
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W.T.F.
Protestants. They're frigging nuts, Skip.
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Fixed it for you.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:28 pm

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:12 pm

I don't know what this thread is about but here goes anyway.

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm

The green frog jumped the purple shark.

Do I get it now?
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:15 pm

FredS wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
So. That’s a no.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:57 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:15 pm
FredS wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
So. That’s a no.
I hope none of the sleepers are checking this thread, because you've inadvertently ordered a hit on John-Boy.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:44 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:57 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:15 pm
FredS wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
So. That’s a no.
I hope none of the sleepers are checking this thread, because you've inadvertently ordered a hit on John-Boy.
8O
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by JudgeRusty » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:26 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:57 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:15 pm
FredS wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
So. That’s a no.
I hope none of the sleepers are checking this thread, because you've inadvertently ordered a hit on John-Boy.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm

Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:43 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
Captain, I think Jake has been undercover too long. We need to pull him out but I don't know if he can ever reintegrate in civil society.

If he was cat, I'd know what to do with him.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:08 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:43 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
Captain, I think Jake has been undercover too long. We need to pull him out but I don't know if he can ever reintegrate in civil society.

If he was cat, I'd know what to do with him.
But, I don’t want to reintegrate. And I am not a cat. Nor a Gilla Monster.

So, where’s the hat part, exactly?

#lostasgooseinarealitytvshoot
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:14 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:43 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
Captain, I think Jake has been undercover too long. We need to pull him out but I don't know if he can ever reintegrate in civil society.

If he was cat, I'd know what to do with him.
But, I don’t want to reintegrate. And I am not a cat. Nor a Gilla Monster.

So, where’s the hat part, exactly?

#lostasgooseinarealitytvshoot
How does your head voice pronounce Gila Monster? Mine says Gee-Yah (like Gila Bend), but I think the correct pronunciation is Hee-la.

Also, we're out of tequila. Ta-key-ya
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:59 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:14 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:43 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
Captain, I think Jake has been undercover too long. We need to pull him out but I don't know if he can ever reintegrate in civil society.

If he was cat, I'd know what to do with him.
But, I don’t want to reintegrate. And I am not a cat. Nor a Gilla Monster.

So, where’s the hat part, exactly?

#lostasgooseinarealitytvshoot
How does your head voice pronounce Gila Monster? Mine says Gee-Yah (like Gila Bend), but I think the correct pronunciation is Hee-la.

Also, we're out of tequila. Ta-key-ya
1. I am not comfortable with the lengthy quote vortex. But, I find this important.

1.a GEEla MONster. I know that’s incorrect. Pretty sure it’s more like HEE-la MONster.

1.b Jose Cuervo.

2.0 Hats? Where is that hats part?
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by UncleBob » Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:53 pm

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by JudgeRusty » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:27 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:53 pm
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Then
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But what about
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by JudgeRusty » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:29 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:27 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:53 pm
Image

Image

Image

***END TRANSMISSION***
Then
Image

But what about
Image ?
not to mention if we do one coffee stain plaque, then everyone is going to want one too.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by gravel » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:47 am

JudgeRusty wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:29 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:27 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:53 pm
Image

Image

Image

***END TRANSMISSION***
Then
Image

But what about
Image ?
not to mention if we do one coffee stain plaque, then everyone is going to want one too.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by Skip » Thu Feb 08, 2018 2:07 am

gravel wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:47 am
JudgeRusty wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:29 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:27 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:53 pm
Image

Image

Image

***END TRANSMISSION***
Then
Image

But what about
Image ?
not to mention if we do one coffee stain plaque, then everyone is going to want one too.
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