CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed May 17, 2017 7:42 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
JMG wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 7:04 am
FredS wrote:
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JMG wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 12:21 am
Yer mom's not insane.
I don't think you understand how 'yer mom' jokes are s'posed to work.
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community. BOOSH!
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Sir Moose » Thu May 18, 2017 10:03 am

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 7:42 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
JMG wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 7:04 am
FredS wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 6:37 am
JMG wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 12:21 am
Yer mom's not insane.
I don't think you understand how 'yer mom' jokes are s'posed to work.
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community. BOOSH!
Exhibit B, your honor.
What was exhibit Aye?


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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by durangopipe » Thu May 18, 2017 8:25 pm

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Joshoowah » Thu May 18, 2017 11:07 pm

I back JudgeRusty, Thoth, and JimVH.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Fri May 19, 2017 8:26 am

Joshoowah wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 11:07 pm
I back JudgeRusty, Thoth, and JimVH.
Joshoowah makes my not insane list but JimVH was born and raised in Missouri. Reason enough for him to not make the cut. Then we have the moved to Texas issue. :D
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by JimVH » Fri May 19, 2017 8:29 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 8:26 am
Joshoowah wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 11:07 pm
I back JudgeRusty, Thoth, and JimVH.
Joshoowah makes my not insane list but JimVH was born and raised in Missouri. Reason enough for him to not make the cut. Then we have the moved to Texas issue. :D
This and so many more reasons should cause concern.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Rusty » Fri May 19, 2017 9:58 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm
Bringing this up to date we have:

Members That Are Presently Assumed To Not Be Insane
Judge Rusty
Michigander
Thoth
JimVH

It has been noted that only the insane should be CPS Members in the first place.
It has also been noted that being crazy can prevent going insane.
It has been further noted that durangopipe got the boot before he withdrew but the LBJ reference was good.
It has ever further been noted that I must not have much to do or I chose not to do it today.
Are you suggesting that the folks named are sane?
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri May 19, 2017 10:16 am

Rusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 9:58 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm
Bringing this up to date we have:

Members That Are Presently Assumed To Not Be Insane
Judge Rusty
Michigander
Thoth
JimVH

It has been noted that only the insane should be CPS Members in the first place.
It has also been noted that being crazy can prevent going insane.
It has been further noted that durangopipe got the boot before he withdrew but the LBJ reference was good.
It has ever further been noted that I must not have much to do or I chose not to do it today.
Are you suggesting that the folks named are sane?
"Not insane."
I have already ordered business cards highlighting this attribute.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Fri May 19, 2017 12:56 pm

Rusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 9:58 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm
Bringing this up to date we have:

Members That Are Presently Assumed To Not Be Insane
Judge Rusty
Michigander
Thoth
JimVH

It has been noted that only the insane should be CPS Members in the first place.
It has also been noted that being crazy can prevent going insane.
It has been further noted that durangopipe got the boot before he withdrew but the LBJ reference was good.
It has ever further been noted that I must not have much to do or I chose not to do it today.
Are you suggesting that the folks named are sane?
No, they are presently assumed to not be insane.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by mont974x4 » Fri May 19, 2017 1:03 pm

Sane /= not insane


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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Fri May 19, 2017 1:07 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 10:16 am
Rusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 9:58 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm
Bringing this up to date we have:

Members That Are Presently Assumed To Not Be Insane
Judge Rusty
Michigander
Thoth
JimVH

It has been noted that only the insane should be CPS Members in the first place.
It has also been noted that being crazy can prevent going insane.
It has been further noted that durangopipe got the boot before he withdrew but the LBJ reference was good.
It has ever further been noted that I must not have much to do or I chose not to do it today.
Are you suggesting that the folks named are sane?
"Not insane."
I have already ordered business cards highlighting this attribute.
With all due respect you may want to wait and see if you make the final cut first :) .
Oh Mighty Cobfather, return and smite the interlopers.

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by GaryInVA » Fri May 19, 2017 1:53 pm

I'm not insane, my mama had me tested.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Fri May 19, 2017 2:23 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 1:53 pm
I'm not insane, my mama had me tested.
May not be a good choice to put on your business card.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Sir Moose » Fri May 19, 2017 2:49 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 2:23 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 1:53 pm
I'm not insane, my mama had me tested.
May not be a good choice to put on your business card.
...especially since your mama lied to you about the test results.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:12 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 1:07 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 10:16 am
Rusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 9:58 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm
Bringing this up to date we have:

Members That Are Presently Assumed To Not Be Insane
Judge Rusty
Michigander
Thoth
JimVH

It has been noted that only the insane should be CPS Members in the first place.
It has also been noted that being crazy can prevent going insane.
It has been further noted that durangopipe got the boot before he withdrew but the LBJ reference was good.
It has ever further been noted that I must not have much to do or I chose not to do it today.
Are you suggesting that the folks named are sane?
"Not insane."
I have already ordered business cards highlighting this attribute.
With all due respect you may want to wait and see if you make the final cut first :) .
Calling it.
The final tally was made and the 90 day recount period has elapsed.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:28 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:12 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 1:07 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 10:16 am
Rusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 9:58 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm
Bringing this up to date we have:

Members That Are Presently Assumed To Not Be Insane
Judge Rusty
Michigander
Thoth
JimVH

It has been noted that only the insane should be CPS Members in the first place.
It has also been noted that being crazy can prevent going insane.
It has been further noted that durangopipe got the boot before he withdrew but the LBJ reference was good.
It has ever further been noted that I must not have much to do or I chose not to do it today.
Are you suggesting that the folks named are sane?
"Not insane."
I have already ordered business cards highlighting this attribute.
With all due respect you may want to wait and see if you make the final cut first :) .
Calling it.
The final tally was made and the 90 day recount period has elapsed.
Six out of the eight recognized voices in my head forgot all about this. The other two never paid attention to it in the first place. There are rumors of additional voices, but I haven't met them yet and don't know if they were tracking this or not.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:55 am

JudgeRusty wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:12 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 1:07 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 10:16 am
Rusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 9:58 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm
Bringing this up to date we have:

Members That Are Presently Assumed To Not Be Insane
Judge Rusty
Michigander
Thoth
JimVH

It has been noted that only the insane should be CPS Members in the first place.
It has also been noted that being crazy can prevent going insane.
It has been further noted that durangopipe got the boot before he withdrew but the LBJ reference was good.
It has ever further been noted that I must not have much to do or I chose not to do it today.
Are you suggesting that the folks named are sane?
"Not insane."
I have already ordered business cards highlighting this attribute.
With all due respect you may want to wait and see if you make the final cut first :) .
Calling it.
The final tally was made and the 90 day recount period has elapsed.
You were on the bubble but as you already have the cards printed and we don't want to waste resources, you are good to go.
Oh Mighty Cobfather, return and smite the interlopers.

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:58 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:28 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:12 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 1:07 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 10:16 am
Rusty wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 9:58 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm
Bringing this up to date we have:

Members That Are Presently Assumed To Not Be Insane
Judge Rusty
Michigander
Thoth
JimVH

It has been noted that only the insane should be CPS Members in the first place.
It has also been noted that being crazy can prevent going insane.
It has been further noted that durangopipe got the boot before he withdrew but the LBJ reference was good.
It has ever further been noted that I must not have much to do or I chose not to do it today.
Are you suggesting that the folks named are sane?
"Not insane."
I have already ordered business cards highlighting this attribute.
With all due respect you may want to wait and see if you make the final cut first :) .
Calling it.
The final tally was made and the 90 day recount period has elapsed.
Six out of the eight recognized voices in my head forgot all about this. The other two never paid attention to it in the first place. There are rumors of additional voices, but I haven't met them yet and don't know if they were tracking this or not.
I'm getting the impression you don't take this very serious, at least the eight voices that are known, Should the rumor prove true of additional voices be fact you will be reviewed. As for now, no cards for you.
Oh Mighty Cobfather, return and smite the interlopers.

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by dasmokeryaget » Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:24 pm

Hi. I'm Das. I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

FWIW, Wos is not insane.

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