Inspirational Quotes for Success

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Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by coco » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:51 am

This office needs more positivity, lest we slip behind the competition.

Dug let me in on the secret to greater productivity, Inspirobot.

Use the wisdom of a computer to motivate CPS for achievement.
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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by coco » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:52 am

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by coco » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:53 am

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by coco » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:53 am

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by coco » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:31 am

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:00 am

These are actually less ridiculous than most of what is posted around these parts.
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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:19 am

The firings/floggings/beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by Goose55 » Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:26 am

This thread needs some Joel Osteen quotes from his book Your Best Life Now.
"At present we're on the wrong side of the door. But all the pages of the New Testament are rustling with the rumor that it will not always be so." ~ C.S. Lewis

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by JimVH » Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:43 am

Believe in yourself.
The rest of us think you're a moron.

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by coco » Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:49 am

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by coco » Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:50 am

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by JimVH » Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:57 am

Everyone has a purpose. Even if it's just to serve as a bad example.

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by JimVH » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:00 am

Never.
Give up.

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by coco » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:02 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:00 am
These are actually less ridiculous than most of what is posted around these parts.
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Yep, still true.
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Post by Bloodhound » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:04 am

"Always...no wait...never...no its...Always keep a litterbag in your car...they don't take up much space and if it gets full you can just throw it out the window"
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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:09 am

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:12 am

If you love something/Set it free/If it loves you/It will come back to you/ If it doesn't--hunt it down and kill it.
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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by coco » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:12 am

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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:25 am

We're lost, but we're making great time.
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Re: Inspirational Quotes for Success

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:41 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:25 am
We're lost, but we're making great time.
Dad?
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