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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by durangopipe » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:33 pm

Fainn wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:15 pm
Dis everyone at the last supper sit on the same side of the table so the artist could paint them?

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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by JimVH » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:48 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:33 pm
Fainn wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:15 pm
Dis everyone at the last supper sit on the same side of the table so the artist could paint them?

Sent from my SM-A102U using Tapatalk
He worked from a photograph.
He swiped it off instagram.
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:05 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:48 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:33 pm
Fainn wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:15 pm
Dis everyone at the last supper sit on the same side of the table so the artist could paint them?

Sent from my SM-A102U using Tapatalk
He worked from a photograph.
He swiped it off instagram.
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by gaining_age » Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:23 pm

I was walking through Target and checking out the various departments. I was suddenly struck that some one had been very clever.

The lingerie department was adjacent to the maternity department.
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Fainn » Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:52 pm

What if the time machine never worked? In the first movie, Doc Brown told Marty he spent his family fortune trying to realize the time machine. Marty goes back in time and meets the younger Doc Brown. Although Doc repeatedly tells him not to tell him too much about the future, he does know when and how the time machine will be built. So why spend the fortune until then?
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Yohanan » Wed Jan 01, 2020 12:27 pm

Why does peppermint candy cause insanity?
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Fainn » Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:51 pm

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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Yohanan » Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:26 pm

If you pick up the phone and call yourself, will you answer?
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Hovannes » Thu Jan 02, 2020 9:08 am

Yohanan wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:26 pm
If you pick up the phone and call yourself, will you answer?
Pot is legal in your state now, huh?
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Fainn » Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:22 pm

Was watching Batman and Robin last night when my wife asked, "Who let Joel Schumacher direct TWO of them?
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Yohanan » Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:48 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Jan 02, 2020 9:08 am
Yohanan wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:26 pm
If you pick up the phone and call yourself, will you answer?
Pot is legal in your state now, huh?
No, Pot is not legal in my state...But Tobacco still is...Why? Did you pick up the phone and call Yourself? Did You answer? :pipe2:
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Fainn » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:15 pm

What if me in an alternate universe frowns upon flatulence?
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Fainn » Sat Mar 07, 2020 12:02 pm

What if Goose is actually a former child star?
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by durangopipe » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:51 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:43 pm
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Del » Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:28 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 12:02 pm
What if Goose is actually a former child star?
He survived on a diet of Coke and boogers.
"Anyone who knows anything of experts will know one thing for certain; that they will always be disturbing our way of living; and therefore we shall always be disputing their right of governing." - GKC. Feb 11, 1933.

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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by AFRS » Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:32 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:23 pm
I was walking through Target and checking out the various departments.

The lingerie department was adjacent to the maternity department.
Inquiring minds want to know what you were doing in both Lingerie and maternity departments? Did anything fit? Pix or it didn't happen!

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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by gaining_age » Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:20 pm

AFRS wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:32 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:23 pm
I was walking through Target and checking out the various departments.

The lingerie department was adjacent to the maternity department.
Inquiring minds want to know what you were doing in both Lingerie and maternity departments? Did anything fit? Pix or it didn't happen!
Aha... I was looking for slippers for my spouse for Christmas-- I did find what I was looking for and she likes them.

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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by JimVH » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:43 pm

Two for one:

Electricians are worth what they earn.
It’s not a project until you bleed on it.
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Fainn » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:51 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:20 pm
AFRS wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:32 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:23 pm
I was walking through Target and checking out the various departments.

The lingerie department was adjacent to the maternity department.
Inquiring minds want to know what you were doing in both Lingerie and maternity departments? Did anything fit? Pix or it didn't happen!
Aha... I was looking for slippers for my spouse for Christmas-- I did find what I was looking for and she likes them.

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It sure is fun watching other people find shoes. I wear 14 w when I can find them.
'You, sir, are a Japanese Eggplant."
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Re: Random Thoughts

Post by Fainn » Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:01 pm

When I hear any mention of the census:

Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
'You, sir, are a Japanese Eggplant."
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