2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

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2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:53 pm

Photoshop yerself (or others) arriving for the 2017 Morley Awards!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:01 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:32 pm
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:08 pm

Hogleg would have a conniption if he saw that. Then again, Hogleg would have a conniption anyway, so I say we email it to him.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by FredS » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:34 pm

I'm boycotting this year because no black women were nominated. Or Mulsims. Or Homosexuals (TNLP doesn't count 'cause he's not open). Or Indians (feather, not dot).
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:36 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:34 pm
I'm boycotting this year because no black women were nominated.
Whaddya mean? TNLP received several nominations!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by FredS » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:38 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:36 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:34 pm
I'm boycotting this year because no black women were nominated.
Whaddya mean? TNLP received several nominations!
That's funny. I was editing my post to add a few more overlooked people groups and I put TNLP in the (closeted) gay camp. I suppose he crosses several communities.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:31 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:08 pm
Hogleg would have a conniption if he saw that. Then again, Hogleg would have a conniption anyway, so I say we email it to him.
oh <zederated> yeah.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:31 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:01 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:32 pm
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I do not have the skills.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by JimVH » Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:56 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:31 pm
I do not have the skills.
This. I have ideas and pictures, but no scissors and glue.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by JMG » Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:14 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:01 pm
coco wrote:
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Ha.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:25 am

Are we electing Al Franken?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by Rusty » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:04 am

FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:38 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:36 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:34 pm
I'm boycotting this year because no black women were nominated.
Whaddya mean? TNLP received several nominations!
That's funny. I was editing my post to add a few more overlooked people groups and I put TNLP in the (closeted) gay camp. I suppose he crosses several communities.
It's not just the gay camp anymore. And LGBTQ is incomplete too. Curiously it continues to grow. The latest designation is LGBTQ2S. They've added two spirited people. What are they?

That Coco looks divine. Purple becomes him.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:19 am

Rusty wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:04 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:38 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:36 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:34 pm
I'm boycotting this year because no black women were nominated.
Whaddya mean? TNLP received several nominations!
That's funny. I was editing my post to add a few more overlooked people groups and I put TNLP in the (closeted) gay camp. I suppose he crosses several communities.
It's not just the gay camp anymore. And LGBTQ is incomplete too. Curiously it continues to grow. The latest designation is LGBTQ2S. They've added two spirited people. What are they?

That Coco looks divine. Purple becomes him.
Oh, no. Not here. Google all you like, but pretty please, not here.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:59 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:01 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:32 pm
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I do not have the skills.
Me either.
There’s no way I could walk in high heels.

I’m going to rent a tux for the big event.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:19 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:59 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:01 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:32 pm
Image
I do not have the skills.
Me either.
There’s no way I could walk in high heels.

I’m going to rent a tux for the big event.
I may slip into something from my ladies undergarment collection.
Oh Mighty Cobfather, return and smite the interlopers.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:22 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:59 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:01 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:32 pm
Image
I do not have the skills.
Me either.
There’s no way I could walk in high heels.

I’m going to rent a tux for the big event.
Renting a tux? For what night?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by Rusty » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:23 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:19 am
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:59 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:01 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:32 pm
Image
I do not have the skills.
Me either.
There’s no way I could walk in high heels.

I’m going to rent a tux for the big event.
I may slip into something from my ladies undergarment collection.
That's too stealth. Unless we invite the gropers and grabbers nobody would ever guess. Go the full-Coco!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by infidel » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:25 am

Rusty wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:04 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:38 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:36 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:34 pm
I'm boycotting this year because no black women were nominated.
Whaddya mean? TNLP received several nominations!
That's funny. I was editing my post to add a few more overlooked people groups and I put TNLP in the (closeted) gay camp. I suppose he crosses several communities.
It's not just the gay camp anymore. And LGBTQ is incomplete too. Curiously it continues to grow. The latest designation is LGBTQ2S. They've added two spirited people. What are they?

That Coco looks divine. Purple becomes him.
Two-spirited, from what I've heard (and I don't care to Google for clarification), is some kind of Native American idea that some individuals have both a Male spirit and a Female spirit. It's allegedly different than Bi or Trans, they're not one gender attracted to two, or one wishing they were the other, but somehow both at the same time.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:28 am

Rusty wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:23 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:19 am
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:59 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:01 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:32 pm
Image
I do not have the skills.
Me either.
There’s no way I could walk in high heels.

I’m going to rent a tux for the big event.
I may slip into something from my ladies undergarment collection.
That's too stealth. Unless we invite the gropers and grabbers nobody would ever guess. Go the full-Coco!
What do you think I am a cross-dresser?
Oh Mighty Cobfather, return and smite the interlopers.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by Rusty » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:34 am

infidel wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:25 am
Rusty wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:04 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:38 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:36 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:34 pm
I'm boycotting this year because no black women were nominated.
Whaddya mean? TNLP received several nominations!
That's funny. I was editing my post to add a few more overlooked people groups and I put TNLP in the (closeted) gay camp. I suppose he crosses several communities.
It's not just the gay camp anymore. And LGBTQ is incomplete too. Curiously it continues to grow. The latest designation is LGBTQ2S. They've added two spirited people. What are they?

That Coco looks divine. Purple becomes him.
Two-spirited, from what I've heard (and I don't care to Google for clarification), is some kind of Native American idea that some individuals have both a Male spirit and a Female spirit. It's allegedly different than Bi or Trans, they're not one gender attracted to two, or one wishing they were the other, but somehow both at the same time.
That's pretty good sleuthing.
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