2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

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2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by UncleBob » Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:22 pm

Yay! The results are in! Here are the winners of the 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys!:

Pipes and Tobacco
Most Likely to Poink a Cob
  • Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe
  • Goose55
Outstanding COBunist of the Year
  • Tatanka
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
  • durangopipe
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment
  • Joshoowah
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment
  • John-Boy
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock
  • Goose55
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year
  • joegoat
Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post
  • Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap
  • Del
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post
  • Goose55
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So
  • Goose55
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree
  • tuttle
Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid
  • Onyx
Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool
  • hugodrax
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment
  • Skip
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito
  • JimVH
Most Likely to Rage Quit At Any Time
  • Steverino
Least Likely to Win Any Awards
  • Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year
  • Skip
Sock Puppet of the Year
  • SockPuppeh
Congratulations to all the winners! Thank you to all who participated by nominating and voting. See you next year!

The CPS Awards--The Morleys! committee.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Pepik » Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:14 pm

These are of the things that warm the cockles of my heart.

I'll be able to face winter's blustery tundra well warmed.

Congratulations, fellows, on your well earned awards!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 24, 2017 3:35 pm

I can't stop laughing. Well done, gents.
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Post by durangopipe » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm

:pipe3:
I am honored.
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2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year

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Post by JimVH » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:33 pm

Of all the awards I've ever won, this is certainly one of them.

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Post by Joshoowah » Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:22 am

I'm proud to retain my title.
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Post by SockPuppeh » Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:04 am

fank yu awl

ai c dat goose55 wun en for katugorez

dat sez sumfing
ai fink derr4 ai whiddle

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Post by Jocose » Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:51 am

I'm truly honored.

Thank you to those who voted.
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Post by hugodrax » Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:05 am

I'm going to buy some leg warmers.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Roadmaster » Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:59 am

JimVH wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:33 pm
Of all the awards I've ever won, this is certainly one of them.
I see what you did there. :chili:

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Skip » Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am

Two awards? I feel honored. But I'm certain the Curmudgeon of the Year was an indirect result of Morley's (thankfully) temporary absence.
2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 Winner of the CPS Award: "Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment"

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Post by UncleBob » Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:01 pm

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Post by Steverino » Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:29 pm

I'd just like to say, thank you. And in conclusion, thank you.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Skip » Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:04 pm

Steverino wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:29 pm
I'd just like to say, thank you. And in conclusion, thank you.
Does that mean you're leaving again?
2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 Winner of the CPS Award: "Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment"

2017 Curmudgeon of the Year

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Goose55 » Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:47 pm

SockPuppeh wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:04 am
fank yu awl

ai c dat goose55 wun en for katugorez

dat sez sumfing
What does it say, little sock puppy?
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Post by SockPuppeh » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:49 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:47 pm
SockPuppeh wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:04 am
fank yu awl

ai c dat goose55 wun en for katugorez

dat sez sumfing
What does it say, little sock puppy?
wut du YU fink it sez whiddle man?
ai fink derr4 ai whiddle

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by EvilGoose55 » Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:26 am

Goose55 wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:47 pm
SockPuppeh wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:04 am
fank yu awl

ai c dat goose55 wun en for katugorez

dat sez sumfing
What does it say, little sock puppy?
It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself ought to try reading books instead of burning them. I don't know what it tells the dog.

And how this guy didn't get "most likely to rage quit" is beyond me.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by FredS » Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am

durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by UncleBob » Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:48 am

EvilGoose55 wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:26 am
And how this guy didn't get "most likely to rage quit" is beyond me.
Nominations for 2018 are now open.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Skip » Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:08 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
I'm not too unhappy with my two. I've been called a kilted curmudgeon by people who don't even know this place exists.
2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 Winner of the CPS Award: "Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment"

2017 Curmudgeon of the Year

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