2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by joegoat » Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:47 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:00 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:48 am
I haven't received my prize check, yet.
You will receive an email soon explaining how to claim your prize. It will be sent from a Nigerian prince.
I sent him the check for $5,000 so he could free up his vast fortunes in the Nigerian banks. How long do I have to wait to hear back?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by TNLawPiper » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:29 am

About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Lou'siana
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna.
Well, they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries,
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Goose55 » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:51 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:29 am
About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Lou'siana
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna.
Well, they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries,
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses.
I remember that song
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by coco » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:06 pm

joegoat wrote:
Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:47 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:00 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:48 am
I haven't received my prize check, yet.
You will receive an email soon explaining how to claim your prize. It will be sent from a Nigerian prince.
I sent him the check for $5,000 so he could free up his vast fortunes in the Nigerian banks. How long do I have to wait to hear back?
Seriously funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Onyx » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:59 pm

Oh crap. Are the other skeptics even trying?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by UncleBob » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:36 pm

Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:59 pm
Oh crap. Are the other skeptics even trying?
Wosbald was a close second.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by hugodrax » Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:11 pm

Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:59 pm
Oh crap. Are the other skeptics even trying?
Merry Festivus, friend. Good to see your font.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by wosbald » Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:12 pm

+JMJ+
UncleBob wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:36 pm
Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:59 pm
Oh crap. Are the other skeptics even trying?
Wosbald was a close second.
How many years running is this? 3? 4?

Wosbald always second. Poor Wosbald. Why does it cry, Wosbald?




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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Onyx » Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:55 pm

wosbald wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:12 pm
+JMJ+
UncleBob wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:36 pm
Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:59 pm
Oh crap. Are the other skeptics even trying?
Wosbald was a close second.
How many years running is this? 3? 4?

Wosbald always second. Poor Wosbald. Why does it cry, Wosbald?
We all believe bits and are skeptical of other bits. You just need to swap them around. Good luck for next year!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Onyx » Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:56 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:11 pm
Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:59 pm
Oh crap. Are the other skeptics even trying?
Merry Festivus, friend. Good to see your font.
Merry Christmas to you and everyone close to you. We're at New Years Eve here now, so I must wish you all a happy new year too!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Onyx » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:00 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:36 pm
Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:59 pm
Oh crap. Are the other skeptics even trying?
Wosbald was a close second.
Thanks to all who voted. The honour is 7.63 times more than I deserve.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by hugodrax » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:09 pm

Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:00 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:36 pm
Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:59 pm
Oh crap. Are the other skeptics even trying?
Wosbald was a close second.
Thanks to all who voted. The honour is 7.63 times more than I deserve.
By one vote, Onyx. Stick around or you're toast.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by UncleBob » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:14 pm

Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:00 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:36 pm
Onyx wrote:
Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:59 pm
Oh crap. Are the other skeptics even trying?
Wosbald was a close second.
Thanks to all who voted. The honour is 7.63 times more than I deserve.
Stick around. You need to show up on hootenanny.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Pepik » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:34 am

DepartedLight wrote:I protest the term, “cockles.”
No one cares.
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