Please Canada, no more

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Please Canada, no more

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:12 pm

While we appreciate you sharing your cold air with us, enough is enough. We would very much like for you to keep it to yourselves. It’s been very difficult on our brass monkeys.
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Re: Please Canada, no more

Post by ReverendThom » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:16 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:12 pm
While we appreciate you sharing your cold air with us, enough is enough. We would very much like for you to keep it to yourselves. It’s been very difficult on our brass monkeys.
How cold is it? We are getting a break at -5F right now.
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Re: Please Canada, no more

Post by Del » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:05 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:16 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:12 pm
While we appreciate you sharing your cold air with us, enough is enough. We would very much like for you to keep it to yourselves. It’s been very difficult on our brass monkeys.
How cold is it? We are getting a break at -5F right now.
Got +8°F in southern Wisconsin. Strong winds from the north.

If you could just keep your own wind, that would be enough.

American can heat our country just on the hot air blowing out of our news media. Totally green!
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Post by durangopipe » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:28 pm

Calm, sunny, 52F.
I've always considered Canada a wonderful neighbor. :wavey:
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Re: Please Canada, no more

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:41 pm

OOOOOOOOO-can-nah-dahhhhhhhh.
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Re: Please Canada, no more

Post by Goose55 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:11 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:16 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:12 pm
While we appreciate you sharing your cold air with us, enough is enough. We would very much like for you to keep it to yourselves. It’s been very difficult on our brass monkeys.
How cold is it? We are getting a break at -5F right now.
Cold? What cold? It was 70 F here today. 78 for tomorrow.
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Re: Please Canada, no more

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:54 am

Our arctic blast from Canada only lasted a few days (but did a lot of damage in those few days). Now we're back to upper 40s to low 50s. Have faith that at some point they'll figure out that they left the freezer door open and shut it for you.

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Re: Please Canada, no more

Post by infidel » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:28 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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