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Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:09 pm

Make me laugh. Winner gets a sealed tin from deep within the inner recesses of my vast tobacco holdings.

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Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:28 pm

So then I says to him, I says...
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:43 pm

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Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:52 am

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Ok, Ok, just one more time though- "Oh, my pa-pa, to me he was so wonderful, Oh, my pa-pa ..."
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:42 am

Have you heard the Good News about the Lord Jesus Christ?
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:55 am

Mister, I don't care whatyou say, the Jews are ok by me.
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:57 am

Say, two legs ARE good!
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:58 am

You know, that Wosbald fella really needs to lighten up on the papal news stuff, amirite?
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:59 am

IKR?
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:00 am

Ay-yo, smart guy! I got your muddler right here.
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:00 am

That's right--shaped like a corkscrew!
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:01 am

Put her there, Pal. Come on and meet the meat.
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:05 am

I'm happier than a pig in s***. How the hell have you been, buddy?
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Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:09 am

What? Who? Babe? No, never heard of him.
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Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:14 am

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Noooo. They're gonna do what, with our what, and pickles with our feet? What? - Souse? Seriously?
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No, you're out of your mind; Han shot first.
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:36 am

I'm hoping to get some action after a nice steak dinner.
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Post by Winton » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:36 am

Charlotte, where are you when I need you?

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Post by GaryInVA » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:21 am

Bacon comes from where!?!?
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:33 am

Look, Wellbeloved, Lord Emsworth is going to sack you if you don't stop drinking.
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