Caption This - Porcine Edition

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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by Hovannes » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:12 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:09 pm

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Be a good sport and point me to the beer garden, I feel the urge to get self marinated.

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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by JimVH » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:20 am

CodeMonkey wrote:
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I’m so excited, I’ve been invited to a Hawaiian luau where I’m to be the guest of honor.
Be sure to take an apple.
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by hugodrax » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:36 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:12 am
JimVH wrote:
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Simple rule, n00b--if Hovannes posts, we don't respond. You'll get why.
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Post by JudgeRusty » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:07 pm

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Oh, it’s not bad, quite comfortable. I mean, yeah, it’s huge; they could put like a hundred of us in here but would it kill them to put shavings in more than just this end? I know I’m lucky to have that light/heat lamp thingy, but it really doesn’t matter since they never turn the durn thing on, and could someone please hang a picture or poster in here somewhere? Yeah, wire dividers are not much for privacy; she doesn’t say much but she never sleeps and she’s always grunting and rooting around in there like she thinks some kid must have lost an m&m somewhere in there. And, the nights get long since they won’t let us smoke in here at all and the cell service is for s&#t. You’d think they would play the radio or something to at least calm then antsy sheep or quieten them goats. I still don’t know what we’re all doing here, but I could sure go for some pea hulls or potato peels right …
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Post by sweetandsour » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:35 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:37 am
Y'all are exceeding my expectations.



Oink (boom).
I showed my wife the pic and said "put a caption to this".
"How about "oink"", she says.
"What?", I replied. "What else?"
"Get me out of here", she replied.

I'm not sure if she was saying that to me, or suggesting it as a caption.
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Del, you ignernt slut, you.
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Frankly, I think the scatalogical bits are probably my favorite parts of Martin Luther's writings.
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And that's why me and the boys ain't welcome back at Cornell.
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You know, Karl, way I look at is any sumbeach I ever met could call a hog, but you're the only one ever made me want to call back, know what I'm saying?
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Now you show me your teats, Brenda.
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by Del » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:40 pm

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Del, you ignernt slut, you.
I hope you win first prize, Lardodrax.
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Je ne regrette rien, cue ball.
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by durangopipe » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:21 am

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Je ne regrette rien, cue ball.
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
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You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
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So you guys finally caught up with me, eh?

Yup.... I'm the "Happy Hammer."
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Mister, I don't care whatyou say, the Jews are ok by me.
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by durangopipe » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:40 am

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Yeah, that's right. I'm "hogging" all the 5100.
What's it to ya?
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