The Tide is High

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The Tide is High

Post by Jocose » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:22 pm

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The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one
I'm not the kind-a girl who gives up just like that, oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kind-a girl who gives up just like that, oh no
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one.
Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kind-a girl who gives up just like that, oh no
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one
Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kind-a girl who gives up just like that, oh no
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
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Post by JimVH » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:52 pm

The songwriter wrote:The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
All these years I thought she sang "The tide is high but I'm movin' on". My whole world is shaken. I mean, what else have I been wrong about?
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Post by hugodrax » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:14 pm

Hovannes wrote:
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Yup. I thought he was eating pods.
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Re: The Tide is High

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:20 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:52 pm
The songwriter wrote:The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
All these years I thought she sang "The tide is high but I'm movin' on". My whole world is shaken. I mean, what else have I been wrong about?
"There's a bathroom on the right"
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Post by Jocose » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:23 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:20 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:52 pm
The songwriter wrote:The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
All these years I thought she sang "The tide is high but I'm movin' on". My whole world is shaken. I mean, what else have I been wrong about?
"There's a bathroom on the right"
"Don't bring me down, Bruce"
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Post by infidel » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:48 pm

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Re: The Tide is High

Post by FredS » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:11 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:23 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:20 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:52 pm
The songwriter wrote:The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
All these years I thought she sang "The tide is high but I'm movin' on". My whole world is shaken. I mean, what else have I been wrong about?
"There's a bathroom on the right"
"Don't bring me down, Bruce"
Two lol's right there.

Also - Would you think less of me if you knew I had a crush on Debbie Harry? 'Cause, yeah, I did.
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Re: The Tide is High

Post by Jocose » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:17 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:11 pm
Jocose wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:23 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:20 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:52 pm
The songwriter wrote:The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
All these years I thought she sang "The tide is high but I'm movin' on". My whole world is shaken. I mean, what else have I been wrong about?
"There's a bathroom on the right"
"Don't bring me down, Bruce"
Two lol's right there.

Also - Would you think less of me if you knew I had a crush on Debbie Harry? 'Cause, yeah, I did.
Oh I did too..
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Re: The Tide is High

Post by KYBURLEY » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:37 pm

I've got two chickens to paralyze

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Post by Bloodhound » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:41 pm

KYBURLEY wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:37 pm
I've got two chickens to paralyze
This made me chuckle
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:21 pm

Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: The Tide is High

Post by FredS » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:25 pm

I thought I misheard Joe Cocker singing 'AlgHY oh~jyhf pug njEsgfi vg@jk", but I looked up the lyrics and that's what it was.

Van Morrison covered the same song a few years ago.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

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Re: The Tide is High

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:55 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:41 pm
KYBURLEY wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:37 pm
I've got two chickens to paralyze
This made me chuckle
I'm never hear that music the same again.
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Re: The Tide is High

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:05 pm

I am yet to know what this all about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c
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