Name Jester's baby!

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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by JimVH » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:56 am

I'm hoping for twins: Porter and Dolly.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:21 am

coco wrote:
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Boy: Del
Girl: Delarina
Gender Fluid: Poink
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by infidel » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:25 am

coco wrote:
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Fili, Kili, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Dori, Nori, Ori, Bifur, Bofur, or Bob.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by hugodrax » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:38 am

infidel wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:25 am
coco wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:29 am
Fili, Kili, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Dori, Nori, Ori, Bifur, Bofur, or Bob.
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Really? My Schadenfreude Sensors are reading off the charts.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by Irish-Dane » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:48 am

Boy: Sam
Girl: Sam
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by infidel » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:52 am

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:38 am
infidel wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:25 am
coco wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:29 am
Fili, Kili, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Dori, Nori, Ori, Bifur, Bofur, or Bob.
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Really? My Schadenfreude Sensors are reading off the charts.
Well, there's that, too, but what coco did was just mean :evil:
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:08 am

Sue.

It works for a boy or a girl according to Mr. Cash.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by FredS » Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:30 pm

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Re: Name Jester's baby!

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Nickname: scuttles.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by Hovannes » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:11 pm

Virginia for a girl, Burley for a boy.

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boy: Infidel
girl: Infidelle
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by Winton » Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:59 pm

On both of our kids, we told everyone the name would be Festus, boy or girl.

Everyone was relieved when we picked a different name at the last moment.

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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by JudgeRusty » Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:00 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:11 pm
Virginia for a girl, Burley for a boy.
Goes without saying, I suppose, but Latakia for middle name for either.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:09 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:00 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:11 pm
Virginia for a girl, Burley for a boy.
Goes without saying, I suppose, but Latakia for middle name for either.

No, in a nod to their French heritage, Perique.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:36 pm

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First ultrasound is in and, still can't tell the gender.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by hugodrax » Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:18 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:09 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:00 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:11 pm
Virginia for a girl, Burley for a boy.
Goes without saying, I suppose, but Latakia for middle name for either.

No, in a nod to their French heritage, Perique.
Look, I don't care what you say, tuttle's my buddy. Hell of a name for his brother's kid.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:11 pm

I'm surprised that Tuttle hasn't suggested:

For a girl: Denise
For a boy: Denephew
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:17 pm

For a boy: Harlequin
For a girl: Columbina
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by hugodrax » Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:18 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:11 pm
I'm surprised that Tuttle hasn't suggested:

For a girl: Denise
For a boy: Denephew
Oof.
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Re: Name Jester's baby!

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:43 am

I feel like Jack would be a natural name for the son of a Jester...

For a girl, I always liked Daisy...


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