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When I Croak

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:43 pm
by Roadmaster
I don't plan to check out anytime soon or have reason to suspect that I will but we all must go sometime.
If anybody wants to say anything about me (hopefully something good but I'm realistic) may I request on the subject line something on the order of "Roadmaster, Broken Missouri Meerschaum Corn Cob Pipe" if it isn't too much trouble.
Thanks for your consideration and may you always have the wind to your back when you take a leak.

EDIT - Ladies, on the wind thing, I'm not sure if a wind to your back is a good thing or not and I ain't asking.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 7:03 pm
by JimVH
Rough Draft

Of all the people I've ever known, Roadmaster is certainly one of them.



I'm too emotional to go any farther right now. So raw...

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 7:28 pm
by Thunktank
Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:43 pm
I don't plan to check out anytime soon or have reason to suspect that I will but we all must go sometime.
If anybody wants to say anything about me (hopefully something good but I'm realistic) may I request on the subject line something on the order of "Roadmaster, Broken Missouri Meerschaum Corn Cob Pipe" if it isn't too much trouble.
Thanks for your consideration and may you always have the wind to your back when you take a leak.

EDIT - Ladies, on the wind thing, I'm not sure if a wind to your back is a good thing or not and I ain't asking.
Yes, but don’t talk like that. I’m still sore over the last one. I really miss the old days around here, and a couple of folks we used to share them with. :(

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:57 pm
by Roadmaster
This thread was in poor taste. I am sorry.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:55 pm
by CodeMonkey
Now this is poor taste.

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Re: When I Croak

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:09 am
by Thunktank
Poor taste is part of CPS and we like our tick farmer’s poor taste too much for him to be talking about croaking before his time. But if CPS is still around when it’s your turn, I’m sure a Missouri Meerschaum will be mentioned. We know you that well around here. :wink:

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:16 am
by Winton
My daughter is going to a funeral today for a classmate of a couple years ago. She just walked past me wearing a Grim Reaper tee shirt. I told her that her shirt was ferociously bad taste for today. She agreed with me.

Her high school made the shirts to encourage prom people not to drink and drive. I trust her to wear something appropriate, when she goes out later this morning.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:37 am
by Jocose
You're a filthy cOBunist but thankfully the Lord forgives all of our sin, if we confess and repent.

Please don't croak anytime soon.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:13 am
by CodeMonkey
and when I'm dead, dead and gone,
there'll be one child born and a world to carry on, to carry on.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am
by DepartedLight
We thought. You was a toad.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:54 am
by hugodrax
You can ribbit all you want. Croaking is prohibited.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:22 am
by Del
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am
We thought. You was a toad.
I have always hoped that my last sound on this earth will be a deep, resonate, bullfrog croak.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:25 am
by hugodrax
Del wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:22 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am
We thought. You was a toad.
I have always hoped that my last sound on this earth will be a deep, resonate, bullfrog croak.
No fewer than four retorts sprung to mind. Imma let them go.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:16 pm
by Bloodhound
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:25 am
Del wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:22 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am
We thought. You was a toad.
I have always hoped that my last sound on this earth will be a deep, resonate, bullfrog croak.
No fewer than four retorts sprung to mind. Imma let them go.
Glad to hear...this is,"Be nice to Del Week"

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:18 pm
by hugodrax
Bloodhound wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:16 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:25 am
Del wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:22 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am
We thought. You was a toad.
I have always hoped that my last sound on this earth will be a deep, resonate, bullfrog croak.
No fewer than four retorts sprung to mind. Imma let them go.
Glad to hear...this is,"Be nice to Del Week"
Well, don't feed him. He will bite you.

Re: When I Croak

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:22 pm
by UncleBob
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:24 pm
by UncleBob
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Re: When I Croak

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:26 pm
by UncleBob
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Re: When I Croak

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:27 pm
by UncleBob
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Re: When I Croak

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:50 pm
by CodeMonkey
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