Kleptomaniogenic Lifestyle

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Kleptomaniogenic Lifestyle

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:39 am

Thug life, maybe?
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Re: Kleptomaniogenic Lifestyle

Post by FredS » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:54 am

GREAT idea for a shadow thread title.

But I can't think of anything funny to put in the body of the post. Evidently, neither could you. So yeah, it's a fail.
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Re: Kleptomaniogenic Lifestyle

Post by Cleon » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:44 am

I was going to post the same thread but you stole my idea.
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Re: Kleptomaniogenic Lifestyle

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:08 am

Pretty sure I'm missing the point here but this gives me an excuse to tell about a guy I worked with back in high school. He was forever stealing something. The best one was one night he left early because work was slow. He came back a couple of hours later with his haul. He had a huge block of ice in the back of his pickup. He informed us that he had just broken into an ice house. He was very proud of what he had done. I said, Bill what are you going to do with a huge block of ice? He had a puzzled look on his face. It just occurred to him he had no use for it.
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Re: Kleptomaniogenic Lifestyle

Post by JimVH » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:48 am

I hope this isn't a protected class. There seems to be a lot of these folks filtering through the fridge in our lunchroom.
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Re: Kleptomaniogenic Lifestyle

Post by tuttle » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:14 am

Cleon wrote:
Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:44 am
I was going to post the same thread but you stole my idea.
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Re: Kleptomaniogenic Lifestyle

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:54 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:08 am
Pretty sure I'm missing the point here but this gives me an excuse to tell about a guy I worked with back in high school. He was forever stealing something. The best one was one night he left early because work was slow. He came back a couple of hours later with his haul. He had a huge block of ice in the back of his pickup. He informed us that he had just broken into an ice house. He was very proud of what he had done. I said, Bill what are you going to do with a huge block of ice? He had a puzzled look on his face. It just occurred to him he had no use for it.
awesome :lol:
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