Morel Authority

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Morel Authority

Post by Jocose » Wed May 02, 2018 3:09 am

Morel Authority

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Re: Morel Authority

Post by Jester » Wed May 02, 2018 6:20 am

I have only found about 30 this year.
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Re: Morel Authority

Post by Del » Wed May 02, 2018 9:14 am

Jester wrote:
Wed May 02, 2018 6:20 am
I have only found about 30 this year.
Deer eat them all.

It was easier to find morels when I was a child in Missouri. The state was largely devoid of deer then. The DNR worked hard to re-establish the deer population, and now there are few morels to find.

Mycologists (love fungus, wear lab coats) often keep some morel mycelium growing in some corner of the lab. But no one knows how to trick the fungus into fruiting its mushroom body. We have to be content with portabellas.
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Re: Morel Authority

Post by FredS » Wed May 02, 2018 9:23 am

Isaac (remember him?) is a yuge mushroom hunter in MO. He knows all sorts of edibles besides just morels and when and where it's best to find them.

One of the things I miss most about the Kansas City area is crappie and morels in the spring. Besides Imo's pizza and chili dogs, fried crappie and morels are the best foods the Lord ever gave us.

EDIT: And beer.
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Re: Morel Authority

Post by Cleon » Wed May 02, 2018 2:59 pm

I used to stumble upon them all the time when I was a kid. Now I don't. Either my eyes have gone bad or Smurfs have cast a magic spell on the land.
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