Morley Authority

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Morley Authority

Post by UncleBob » Mon May 07, 2018 4:04 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Morley Authority

Post by Jocose » Mon May 07, 2018 4:24 pm

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Re: Morley Authority

Post by FredS » Mon May 07, 2018 4:47 pm

I revisit that video at least once a year.
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Re: Morley Authority

Post by DepartedLight » Mon May 07, 2018 8:06 pm

Morley is an <zederated>. Which is why I like him so.
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Re: Morley Authority

Post by rgcurrey » Tue May 08, 2018 9:24 am

That is eleven years old, I feel cheated that he has not posted another wisdom of the ages video since.
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Re: Morley Authority

Post by Goose55 » Tue May 08, 2018 9:53 am

UncleBob wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 4:04 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58t5P8YlDZ8

That is all.
I like this one. He's very talented, that's for sure.
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Post by Del » Tue May 08, 2018 12:59 pm

Uncle Bob just won the internet with this thread title.
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Re: Morley Authority

Post by UncleBob » Wed May 09, 2018 9:43 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Morley Authority

Post by Jocose » Wed May 09, 2018 4:01 pm

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Re: Morley Authority

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 11, 2018 1:50 pm

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Morley Authority

Post by OldWorldSwine » Fri May 11, 2018 1:57 pm

Jocose wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 4:01 pm
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