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Post by CodeMonkey » Wed May 16, 2018 9:04 pm

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Wed May 16, 2018 9:04 pm

If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
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Post by Bloodhound » Wed May 16, 2018 9:09 pm

coco wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 8:12 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 3:03 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 2:12 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 8:25 am
coco wrote:
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Roadmaster wrote:
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coco wrote:
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Don't you think a Cob would have worked better?
Indeed. What is more questionable than a cob?
After that, can't you just drop the mic?
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Post by serapion » Wed May 16, 2018 10:29 pm

Have we resolved anything yet? Or are we just going around the issue?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Thu May 17, 2018 5:31 am

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
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Post by Sir Moose » Thu May 17, 2018 7:53 pm

Doesn't rugby already do that?
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu May 17, 2018 7:57 pm

Why is it that the vast majority of people in the United States of America do not understand The Four Way Stop?
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Post by Bloodhound » Fri May 18, 2018 8:14 am

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Why is it that the vast majority of people in the United States of America do not understand The Four Way Stop?
IKR...How hard can it be?
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Bloodhound wrote:
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Why is it that the vast majority of people in the United States of America do not understand The Four Way Stop?
IKR...How hard can it be?
How do some people get a driver license?
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Post by DepartedLight » Fri May 18, 2018 1:38 pm

Why does the counter help people at every music store I have been in; act as if they are Eddie Van Halen and I am, maybe if I am lucky, goop stuck in the waffle of a boot?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Fri May 18, 2018 2:40 pm

What's the Frequency Kenneth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luuqhAS0x6o
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Post by CodeMonkey » Fri May 18, 2018 2:46 pm

“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Post by CodeMonkey » Fri May 18, 2018 6:53 pm

“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Post by Jocose » Fri May 18, 2018 9:33 pm

What's the point?
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Post by JimVH » Fri May 18, 2018 9:39 pm

Jocose wrote:
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What's the point?
Isn't it obvious?
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Post by Jocose » Fri May 18, 2018 9:47 pm

JimVH wrote:
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What's the point?
Isn't it obvious?
Is it any wonder?
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Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Sat May 19, 2018 9:55 am

Are you people nutz?


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Post by Roadmaster » Sat May 19, 2018 10:09 am

Is The Pope Catholic?
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Post by JimVH » Sat May 19, 2018 10:15 am

Why, what have you heard?
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Post by Roadmaster » Sat May 19, 2018 11:22 am

Huh?
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