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Re: ?

Post by mont974x4 » Tue May 22, 2018 9:09 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 9:40 am
Bloodhound wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 9:30 am
Bloodhound wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
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Roadmaster wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
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It means social justice warriors.


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Are you sure? And where have you been, son?
Does CJWs mean Cob Justice Warriors?
Yes I am sure.

I’ve been working and starting a business.


Cob Justice Warriors must work for the Cob Father.


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Isn't there supposed to be?
Aren’t rules made to be broken?


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No. They're made to be followed. Did you get dropped on your head as a young child?
How would I remember if I did?


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Post by Sir Moose » Tue May 22, 2018 10:05 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 9:09 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 9:40 am
Bloodhound wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 9:30 am
Bloodhound wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 7:37 am
Roadmaster wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 6:58 am

Are you sure? And where have you been, son?
Does CJWs mean Cob Justice Warriors?
Yes I am sure.

I’ve been working and starting a business.


Cob Justice Warriors must work for the Cob Father.


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is there a question here?
No?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Isn't there supposed to be?
Aren’t rules made to be broken?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
No. They're made to be followed. Did you get dropped on your head as a young child?
How would I remember if I did?


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Don't you have an older sibling that laughs at your for it?
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Re: ?

Post by mont974x4 » Tue May 22, 2018 10:07 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 9:09 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 9:40 am
Bloodhound wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 9:30 am
Bloodhound wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 7:37 am
Roadmaster wrote: Does CJWs mean Cob Justice Warriors?
Yes I am sure.

I’ve been working and starting a business.


Cob Justice Warriors must work for the Cob Father.


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is there a question here?
No?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Isn't there supposed to be?
Aren’t rules made to be broken?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
No. They're made to be followed. Did you get dropped on your head as a young child?
How would I remember if I did?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Don't you have an older sibling that laughs at your for it?
Why would I talk to those jerks?


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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Post by Bloodhound » Wed May 23, 2018 1:07 pm

You could feel around for a soft or misshapen spot couldn't you?
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Post by JimVH » Wed May 23, 2018 3:06 pm

Why is it my stupidest threads are the most successful?

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Post by coco » Wed May 23, 2018 3:18 pm

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Post by DepartedLight » Wed May 23, 2018 3:29 pm

JimVH wrote:
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Why is it my stupidest threads are the most successful?
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Post by Sir Moose » Wed May 23, 2018 6:34 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 3:06 pm
Why is it my stupidest threads are the most successful?
Don't you already know the answer to that question?
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Post by Bloodhound » Thu May 24, 2018 7:42 am

Don't we all just need a spot of mindless fun in our day to day?
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Post by JimVH » Fri May 25, 2018 7:42 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 6:34 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 3:06 pm
Why is it my stupidest threads are the most successful?
Don't you already know the answer to that question?
JimVH wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 8:12 am
Always play to your strengths.
Well played.

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Re: ?

Post by mont974x4 » Fri May 25, 2018 9:19 pm

Is minty really just spicy cold?


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Post by SlowToke » Sat May 26, 2018 1:47 am

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Post by SlowToke » Sat May 26, 2018 1:48 am

Hello?

Is this mic on?
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Post by Roadmaster » Sat May 26, 2018 7:58 am

SlowToke wrote:
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Hello?

Is this mic on?
Whats the frequency, Kenneth?

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Post by coco » Sat May 26, 2018 9:25 am

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Post by Jake » Sat May 26, 2018 9:36 am

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Post by Jocose » Sat May 26, 2018 4:02 pm

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Why this?
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Post by DepartedLight » Sat May 26, 2018 7:39 pm

Why aren't chiggers and ticks confined to some level of Dante's Inferno rather than running loose in my <zederated> back yard?

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Post by coco » Sat May 26, 2018 7:55 pm

What... is your name?
What... is your quest?
What... is the capital of Assyria?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Sat May 26, 2018 11:02 pm

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