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Post by Bloodhound » Wed May 30, 2018 9:31 am

What happened to my long weekend?
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Post by Goose55 » Wed May 30, 2018 11:11 am

"At present we're on the wrong side of the door. But all the pages of the New Testament are rustling with the rumor that it will not always be so." ~ C.S. Lewis

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Post by Roadmaster » Wed May 30, 2018 12:32 pm

Why are the late night guys today not funny like Carnac?

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Post by Jocose » Wed May 30, 2018 2:58 pm

What stinks in here?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Wed May 30, 2018 5:59 pm

Brother, can you spare a dime?

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Post by DepartedLight » Wed May 30, 2018 6:06 pm

Would you like fries with that?

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Post by Bloodhound » Thu May 31, 2018 7:49 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 6:06 pm
Would you like fries with that?
Depends...how much is shipping?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Thu May 31, 2018 7:32 pm

Anyone else want the last beer?
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Post by JimVH » Thu May 31, 2018 8:04 pm

Do you think I'm pretty?

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Post by DepartedLight » Thu May 31, 2018 9:12 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 8:04 pm
Do you think I'm pretty?
Are you high?

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Post by Gabriel » Thu May 31, 2018 9:31 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 9:12 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 8:04 pm
Do you think I'm pretty?
Are you high?
Is he high, or TNLP high?
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Post by Sir Moose » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:10 am

Gabriel wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 9:31 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 9:12 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 8:04 pm
Do you think I'm pretty?
Are you high?
Is he high, or TNLP high?
Do you need to start a 'Say high' thread?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:02 am

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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Post by Bloodhound » Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:25 am

Did you know that today is National Donut Day?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:27 pm

What's the point?
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Post by Del » Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:48 pm

Should I become a fry cook?
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Post by Bloodhound » Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:43 pm

Can you cook fries?
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Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:42 am

Bloodhound wrote:
Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:43 pm
Can you cook fries?
Del...Del, are you there?
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Post by Bloodhound » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:48 am

Did we ask ALL the questions?
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