Cracked beer...

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Beer

Y
3
33%
N
0
No votes
M/U
0
No votes
Michelob
0
No votes
Lite
1
11%
Generic beer
0
No votes
Old English
0
No votes
Steel Reserve
0
No votes
Mead, duh
1
11%
A_Morley spilled his pint
4
44%
 
Total votes: 9

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Cracked beer...

Post by Jocose » Wed May 30, 2018 4:50 pm

I cracked a beer but I am not able to drink it.
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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by Preacher1611 » Thu May 31, 2018 6:56 am

Yes to beer! I don't drink a lot, but I am fond of Guinness. I'm a big fan of Ales and wheat beers as well.
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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by Bloodhound » Thu May 31, 2018 7:48 am

I have been known to drink a beer. I prefer the darker stouts or reds.
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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by FredS » Thu May 31, 2018 8:23 am

JMG wrote:
Tue May 29, 2018 12:27 pm
It will need a shank ring/collar/cap.
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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by Bloodhound » Thu May 31, 2018 9:33 am

FredS wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 8:23 am
JMG wrote:
Tue May 29, 2018 12:27 pm
It will need a shank ring/collar/cap.
Thread win!
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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by Del » Thu May 31, 2018 10:59 am

Jocose wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 4:50 pm
I cracked a beer but I am not able to drink it.
No, you aren't. Why would you do such a thing?
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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by Hovannes » Thu May 31, 2018 11:44 am

I don't often drink beer, but when I do I'll order a local brew so long as it's not an IPA.
I don't like IPAs

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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Thu May 31, 2018 8:32 pm

Jocose wrote:I cracked a beer but I am not able to drink it.
I cannot relate™.


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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by John-Boy » Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:04 am

Jocose wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 4:50 pm
I cracked a beer but I am not able to drink it.
how did beer get in your fridge? And beer isn't keto.
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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by durangopipe » Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:30 am

I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Ska Brewing stouts.
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Re: Cracked beer...

Post by Del » Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:32 pm

I am applying for a job as a fry cook at my favorite local bar-&-grill, which has over 50 beers on tap.






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