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Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by FredS » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:38 pm

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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by FredS » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:41 pm

"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe

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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by Thunktank » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:44 pm

That’s right.

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Post by FredS » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:46 pm

"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe

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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by FredS » Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:04 pm

Make sure the Thunksters know about Texas homecoming corsages before they invite anyone to the dance. They should probably start saving now.

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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by FredS » Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:07 pm

"Bless your heart" doesn't mean what you think it means.
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"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe

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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by JimVH » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:40 pm

The 'fire' in fire ants is there for a reason. Treat early, treat often.

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Post by JimVH » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:43 pm

High school football stadiums are churches. Services are on Friday nights.

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Post by JimVH » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:51 pm

Mexia = Mu-hay-uh, or if you're from there, Mu-hair

Refugio = Reh-fury-oh

Greune = Green

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Post by sweetandsour » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:51 pm

Don't be too concerned if an armadillo runs beneath your car and commits suicide by leaping up as you pass over it. They just do that.
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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:54 pm

I hope you enjoy Baja Oklahoma.
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Post by JimVH » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:00 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:54 pm
I hope you enjoy Baja Oklahoma.
In most counties it is against the law to reference any university from Oklahoma by name. Especially in North Texas.

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Post by sweetandsour » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:04 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:51 pm
Mexia = Mu-hay-uh, or if you're from there, Mu-hair

Refugio = Reh-fury-oh

Greune = Green
Fuqua = "Fue-quay"

Synott = "Senate"
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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:31 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:00 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:54 pm
I hope you enjoy Baja Oklahoma.
In most counties it is against the law to reference any university from Oklahoma by name. Especially in North Texas.
That's because they are not worthy to speak the name Oklahoma. The government is afraid the football gods will strike them dead.
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by GaryInVA » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:34 pm

BBQ does not need sauce. If it does just move along.
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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by Thunktank » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:08 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:34 pm
BBQ does not need sauce. If it does just move along.
:lol:

Unless it goes in a bun.

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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by coco » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:43 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:04 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:51 pm
Mexia = Mu-hay-uh, or if you're from there, Mu-hair

Refugio = Reh-fury-oh

Greune = Green
Fuqua = "Fue-quay"

Synott = "Senate"
Bonnet = hood of the car

Chemist = drug store

Crisps = potato chips

Make sure you use the right term, lest people make fun of you.
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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:00 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:43 pm
High school football stadiums are churches. Services are on Friday nights.
Admit you prefer another sport over football at your own peril.
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: Welcome to Texas Thunktank!

Post by Thunktank » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:56 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:00 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:43 pm
High school football stadiums are churches. Services are on Friday nights.
Admit you prefer another sport over football at your own peril.
I'll keep my hockey stick handy then.

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