Things That Shouldn't Be

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.

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Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Jocose » Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:28 pm

Things that shouldn't be

Fish Tacos and Taco Pizza

Why? Because neither are Tacos and both are tragedies...

Feel free to add to the list of Things That Shouldn't Be.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by JimVH » Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:52 pm

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by TNLawPiper » Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:06 pm

Jocose wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:28 pm
Things that shouldn't be

Fish Tacos ... are [not] Tacos and ... are tragedies.
It is obvious you have lost your mind.

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:43 pm

Jocose wrote:Things that shouldn't be

Fish Tacos and Taco Pizza

Why? Because neither are Tacos and both are tragedies...

Feel free to add to the list of Things That Shouldn't Be.
Agreed


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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:40 pm

Whoever took Columbo Reruns off antenna TV.

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by durangopipe » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:52 pm

Chocolate chip bagels
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by coco » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:22 pm

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by coco » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:25 pm

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by JimVH » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:32 pm

Vegetarian chili.

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by coco » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:36 pm

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by coco » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:42 pm

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Goose55 » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:48 pm

Fish tacos are the goo
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:58 pm

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by JimVH » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:02 pm

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:15 pm

coco wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:25 pm
I Want a nice pipe like this one.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by durangopipe » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:17 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:02 pm
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No.
Hell no.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:35 pm

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:32 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:35 pm
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8O
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by durangopipe » Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:36 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:32 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:35 pm
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8O
Took me s few seconds to figure that one out.
Then I wished I hadn’t.

Who ARE these people?
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by JimVH » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:15 am

durangopipe wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:36 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:32 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:35 pm
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8O
Took me s few seconds to figure that one out.
Then I wished I hadn’t.

Who ARE these people?
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