Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by Cleon » Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:09 am

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I came home to a new wreath on the front door today. Apparently the post-Thanksgiving Christmas wreath swap performed this past weekend was not good enough. It was only intended to be the post-Thanksgiving, pre-Christmas wreath wreath. You should all be comforted to know that the actual Christmas wreath is now in place.

In an effort to be charitable I did not offer any harsh criticism or warnings about any additional wreaths. I did, however, let her know that I was buying a new gun for every new wreath purchased or made for the rest of this holiday season.

I’ve picked out a Ruger Single Six with the extra .22 WMR cylinder.
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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by Winton » Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:42 pm

My beloved Bride does not hang any wreaths. We are very low key on decorating for the holidays. We took our 3' tree out of it's container in the attic and put it on a table in the living room. All the presents will go on a bookshelf sorta near the tree. We were more active when the kids were smaller.

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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:55 pm

Sorry, Jim, but if you don't break 'em in right it's too late later on.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go put up the inflatable sleigh.
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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by Brigid » Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:25 pm

The first year we were married MrBrigid's family invited me to a wreath-making party. They brought a hobby lobby. I brought discount produce and cardboard.

I might do another dried citrus wreath to see if A's head explodes. Took him 4 yrs of begging for me to toss the first one.
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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by coco » Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:30 pm

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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by coco » Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:55 am

Hey babe, Jim said, "I like to add random objects to them and see how long it takes her to notice (and explode). Good clean fun."

"It's not good, clean fun. You better not put anything in my wreath."
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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by JimVH » Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:02 am

coco wrote:
Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:55 am
Hey babe, Jim said, "I like to add random objects to them and see how long it takes her to notice (and explode). Good clean fun."

"It's not good, clean fun. You better not put anything in my wreath."
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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:16 pm

What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by ReverendThom » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:24 pm

I was gifted this wreath, last weekImage
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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:14 pm

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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:14 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:16 pm
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by coco » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:45 am

CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:14 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:16 pm
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
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I chuckled
Cocokrispie groaned. Thank you for helping me be a good dad.
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Re: Need Help! Wreaths Everywhere!

Post by JimVH » Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:24 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:45 am
CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:14 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:16 pm
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
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I chuckled
Cocokrispie groaned. Thank you for helping me be a good dad.
My work here is done.
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