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Locked?

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:02 am

Word/Phrase Association #743 Cargo Pants Edition
by Jocose

Locked but the YOGA Pants thread goes on...the irony :egor: :mermaid:
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Re: Locked?

Post by FredS » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:10 am

I presume JB locked it because it circled 'round to 'pipe', which was a tidy and appropriate place to wrap it up.
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Re: Locked?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:15 am

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Feel free to use that quote in your signature. Stanley76 » 22 Feb 2019 21:50

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Re: Locked?

Post by JimVH » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:19 am

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Re: Locked?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:20 am

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Re: Locked?

Post by FredS » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:21 am

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Re: Locked?

Post by Del » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:35 am

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Re: Locked?

Post by UncleBob » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:40 am

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Re: Locked?

Post by Adam Z » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:04 pm

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I tend to find the doctrinal books often more helpful in devotion than the devotional books.... I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a rough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand.
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Re: Locked?

Post by GaryInVA » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:08 pm

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Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: Locked?

Post by FredS » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:11 pm

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Re: Locked?

Post by John-Boy » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:14 pm

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Re: Locked?

Post by FredS » Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:17 pm

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Re: Locked?

Post by John-Boy » Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:53 pm

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Re: Locked?

Post by coco » Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:56 pm

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Re: Locked?

Post by GaryInVA » Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:41 pm

target
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: Locked?

Post by Jocose » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:19 pm

Stay on target, stay on target.
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Re: Locked?

Post by coco » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:23 pm

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Re: Locked?

Post by Jocose » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:24 pm

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Re: Locked?

Post by coco » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:30 pm

Yeee-haw!!!
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