A Roman walks into a bar

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A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:05 pm

A Roman (likely Del) walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says "five beers please "
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by hugodrax » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:08 pm

Probably me, actually. Del’s a NO guy.

:D :prayin:
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:24 pm

Then Del asks the patrons...

"How does Moses make his tea?"

"Hebrews it."

"No I'm serious, that Israeli how he does it!"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:30 pm

Then JB walks in..

He sees the pianist in the corner and asks him

"How much did that Grand Piano cost?"

The pianist answers..

"One thousand dollars"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:34 pm

Jim Van Halen groans loudly from the bar, stands up and says "This is ridiculous, I'm outa here"

Jim looks at FredS and asks "can you put my shoes on?"

FredS answers "No, I dont think they'll fit me"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:41 pm

UncleBob yells at Jim Van Halen to sit back down and relax.

Jim sits down next to Bob and asks..

"Hows the diet going?"

UB: Not good, I had 6 eggs for breakfast!

JimVH: oh boy, fried or poached?

UB: No, Caburrys..
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:50 pm

Cleon guffawed to the point of spilling his 5th Manhattan on Faiin.

Faiin asks Cleon if hes doing ok because hes been sitting there for quite a while now..

Cleon: The wife is mad at me for swapping our bed out with a trampoline.

Faiin: wow, she was a little upset?

Cleon: Upset? She hit the roof!
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by UncleBob » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:01 pm

This is why they call you, "The coco of the North".
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:05 pm

As the bar's jukebox plays every song from"Good tunes for Friday listen'" thread in the background..

Faiin says to Cleon "I'm thinking about throwing away my pillow."

Hovannes butts in and drunkenly yells

WHY DONT YOU SLEEP ON IT?!
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:10 pm

TNLP laughs uncontrollably and begins hitting wosbald on the back

Wosbald turns to him and calmly asks

"did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?"

" There was only de brie left"

TNLP then hits the floor and rocks back and forth in the fetal position...
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by John-Boy » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:13 pm

Jocose wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:10 pm
TNLP laughs uncontrollably and begins hitting wosbald on the back

Wosbald turns to him and calmly asks

"did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?"

" There was only de brie left"

TNLP then hits the floor and rocks back and forth in the fetal position...
I'll be retelling this one.
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:16 pm

JB turns to JMG and says

"I think I have a cheddar addiction"

"Its only mild tho"

JMG looks at JB and.mutters to himself "really, cheese jokes again?"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:21 pm

coco was seen leaning over his pint of Odouls saying outloud and over and over again..

"Without geometry life is pointless"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:23 pm

GA sees coco's crossword puzzle on the bar top and says to him

"7-up is Lemonade"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by John-Boy » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:24 pm

Jocose wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:16 pm
JB turns to JMG and says

"I think I have a cheddar addiction"

"Its only mild tho"

JMG looks at JB and.mutters to himself "really, cheese jokes again?"
I think the punch line is "really, cheesey jokes again?"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:25 pm

coco says, "speaking of 7-up, I went to the store for six bottles of coke and it wasn't until I got home that I realized that I picked 7 up"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:28 pm

TNLP gets up off of the floor and yells at everyone

"If you dont like wosbalds and J-B's cheese jokes you must be laughtose intolerant!"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:39 pm

FredS staggers to the restroom
...

Halfway there he stoos to take a sip off of Morleys rum and coke.

Tasting no coke but only rum FredS downs the whole drink.

Morley says in his booming voice..

"This guy is soda pressing"
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by John-Boy » Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:12 pm

Jocose wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:39 pm
FredS staggers to the restroom
...

Halfway there he stoos to take a sip off of Morleys rum and coke.

Tasting no coke but only rum FredS downs the whole drink.

Morley says in his booming voice..

"This guy is soda pressing"
I was gonna say I didn't get it. But now I think I do.
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by Jocose » Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:33 pm

GaryinVa skates in, Ollies up on the bar spilling many drinks..

Gary now has everyone's attention and yells..

"Guys! Guys! What's brown and sticky?!"





" A stick!"
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