A Roman walks into a bar

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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:56 pm

After a few whiskeys, Hugodrax started telling us about the time he took his wife and kids to the Jersey shore. That was the time he was attacked by a Great White shark and was lucky to get back to the beach alive. I don’t understand it. Couldn’t he hear the music?
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Re: A Roman walks into a bar

Post by UncleBob » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:04 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:56 pm
After a few whiskeys, Hugodrax started telling us about the time he took his wife and kids to the Jersey shore. That was the time he was attacked by a Great White shark and was lucky to get back to the beach alive. I don’t understand it. Couldn’t he hear the music?
I thought sharks left lawyers alone. Professional courtesy and all.

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