2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:54 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:09 pm
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John-Boy wrote:
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Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
You call that an apology? I doubt your sincerity.
So the offer to host the awards show has been rescinded?
Everyone shut up! I'm gettin an extra piece of cake!!!
Cheesecake?
New York Style, with cherry pie filling
Grab me a slice
Cake comes in pieces. Slices are for pies. Except in the case of cheesecake, which can be either because it's ambidextrous.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Cleon » Sat Dec 08, 2018 8:11 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:54 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:09 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:08 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:32 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:16 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:30 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
You call that an apology? I doubt your sincerity.
So the offer to host the awards show has been rescinded?
Everyone shut up! I'm gettin an extra piece of cake!!!
Cheesecake?
New York Style, with cherry pie filling
Grab me a slice
Cake comes in pieces. Slices are for pies. Except in the case of cheesecake, which can be either because it's ambidextrous transsectional.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jared » Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:30 am

Do I really need to explain why i won?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:10 pm

Jared wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:30 am
Do I really need to explain why i won?
You have not won yet.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:19 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:10 pm
Jared wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:30 am
Do I really need to explain why i won?
You have not won yet.
Not likely to win, either, if you ask me.
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:42 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:19 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:10 pm
Jared wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:30 am
Do I really need to explain why i won?
You have not won yet.
Not likely to win, either, if you ask me.
I see what you did there!
I just love that old car smell™

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:19 pm

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jester » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:32 pm

UncleBob wrote:
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This is voter suppression.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:45 pm

Do we have any hanging Chads? or Bills? or Abrahams? or...
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:54 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:45 pm
Do we have any hanging Chads? or Bills? or Abrahams? or...
Efforting...
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:25 pm

May I have the envelope, please . . .

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Fainn » Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:16 pm

What are the results?

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:29 pm

Fainn wrote:
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What are the results?

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Cleon » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:45 am

Where we at on this?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:00 am

Graphics are being made. Red carpet being rolled out. Award winners will soon be announced.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by JimVH » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:37 am

UncleBob wrote:
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Red carpet being rolled out.
I hope they were able to get the stains from last year out. Man, that was wild.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Winton » Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:16 pm

Will the monkey accountant help clean the carpet, or is he only management?

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm

Time for a rival awards show.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jester » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:15 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
Time for a rival awards show.
What is the name?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:16 pm

Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:15 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
Time for a rival awards show.
What is the name?
Country Pipe Awards?
Lots of overalls and cobs and stuff?
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