2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jester » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:18 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:16 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:15 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
Time for a rival awards show.
What is the name?
Country Pipe Awards?
Lots of overalls and cobs and stuff?
I like the sound of that. Will there be moonshine from a clay jug?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:22 pm

Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:18 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:16 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:15 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
Time for a rival awards show.
What is the name?
Country Pipe Awards?
Lots of overalls and cobs and stuff?
I like the sound of that. Will there be moonshine from a clay jug?
Same as always.
Praying - coco
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:34 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:22 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:18 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:16 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:15 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
Time for a rival awards show.
What is the name?
Country Pipe Awards?
Lots of overalls and cobs and stuff?
I like the sound of that. Will there be moonshine from a clay jug?
Same as always.
Ity doesn't get better than overalls, cobs, moonshine, and oxford commas.
I just love that old car smell™

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:37 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:34 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:22 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:18 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:16 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:15 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
Time for a rival awards show.
What is the name?
Country Pipe Awards?
Lots of overalls and cobs and stuff?
I like the sound of that. Will there be moonshine from a clay jug?
Same as always.
Ity doesn't get better than overalls, cobs, moonshine, and oxford commas.
Award shows always put me in a comma.
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:46 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:34 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:22 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:18 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:16 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:15 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
Time for a rival awards show.
What is the name?
Country Pipe Awards?
Lots of overalls and cobs and stuff?
I like the sound of that. Will there be moonshine from a clay jug?
Same as always.
Ity doesn't get better than overalls, cobs, moonshine, and oxford commas.
You're my kind of people, Tick Farmer. C'mon over, theres a place set for you.

Cutlery goes from outside in, anybody gives you a hard time you let me know.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:00 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:46 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:34 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:22 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:18 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:16 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:15 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
Time for a rival awards show.
What is the name?
Country Pipe Awards?
Lots of overalls and cobs and stuff?
I like the sound of that. Will there be moonshine from a clay jug?
Same as always.
Ity doesn't get better than overalls, cobs, moonshine, and oxford commas.
You're my kind of people, Tick Farmer. C'mon over, theres a place set for you.

Cutlery goes from outside in, anybody gives you a hard time you let me know.
Thanks! Should fried chicken be eaten with the fingers or should the fingers be eaten separately?
I just love that old car smell™

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:27 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:00 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:46 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:34 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:22 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:18 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:16 pm
Jester wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:15 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
Time for a rival awards show.
What is the name?
Country Pipe Awards?
Lots of overalls and cobs and stuff?
I like the sound of that. Will there be moonshine from a clay jug?
Same as always.
Ity doesn't get better than overalls, cobs, moonshine, and oxford commas.
You're my kind of people, Tick Farmer. C'mon over, theres a place set for you.

Cutlery goes from outside in, anybody gives you a hard time you let me know.
Thanks! Should fried chicken be eaten with the fingers or should the fingers be eaten separately?
Separately, I’d say, if they should be eaten at all. I’m no expert, however.
Notre Dame de Paris, priez pour nous y comprise les Jesuites.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm

Did I win?
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm
Did I win?
Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm
Did I win?
Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
A simple yes or no will suffice
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm
Did I win?
Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
A simple yes or no will suffice
yes or no
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:48 pm

Start photoshopping your red carpet pictures, gentlemen.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm
Did I win?
Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
A simple yes or no will suffice
yes or no
Either or
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by tuttle » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:36 am

Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm
Did I win?
Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
A simple yes or no will suffice
yes or no
Either or
Either
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:24 am

tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:36 am
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm
Did I win?
Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
A simple yes or no will suffice
yes or no
Either or
Either
Either yes or no or no or yes
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:58 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:24 am
tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:36 am
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm
Did I win?
Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
A simple yes or no will suffice
yes or no
Either or
Either
Either yes or no or no or yes
A definite maybe.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by gaining_age » Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:33 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:58 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:24 am
tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:36 am
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm
Did I win?
Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
A simple yes or no will suffice
yes or no
Either or
Either
Either yes or no or no or yes
A definite maybe.
The term is "XOR" -- exclusive or.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:19 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:33 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:58 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:24 am
tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:36 am
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:58 pm
Did I win?
Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
A simple yes or no will suffice
yes or no
Either or
Either
Either yes or no or no or yes
A definite maybe.
The term is "XOR" -- exclusive or.

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How about checking just one box to answer the original question?

[] Yes
[] No
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:52 pm

UncleBob wrote:
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FredS wrote:
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by gaining_age » Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:44 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:52 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:29 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:28 pm
Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Get Sucked In To a Waste-of-Time Dicussion with Nature of a Man Despite hugodrax's Warnings Not To and Then Feel Dirty About It and Self-Promise to Never Do It Again Only to Do It Again - FredS
Ah. The Tuesday Award. Got it.
Today is Friday. Just sayin'.

Yeah--- and I got Del into it too. Sticky wicket.
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