2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:10 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Nov 28, 2018 6:12 am
JimVH wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:07 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:06 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:39 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:11 pm
When do tickets go on sale for the awards ceremony? Will there be cake after the meal?
We have openings, you can sit with us. Jocose bailed out for an opening at the cool kids table.
But will there be CAKE?!?!?
Count on it.
I'll take two tickets then. Not bringing anyone, just want the cake.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:53 pm

Last call for nominees.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:01 pm

GaryInVA - Most likely to attend for just the cake.
hugodrax wrote:
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:06 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:01 pm
GaryInVA - Most likely to attend for just the cake.
Obviously you are excited for the Red Carpet...
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:10 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:06 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:01 pm
GaryInVA - Most likely to attend for just the cake.
Obviously you are excited for the Red Carpet...
As long as it leads to the table with the cakes.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jared » Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:17 pm

I guess I'm nominated again for most likely not to win an award.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by FredS » Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:18 pm

Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob - Poink
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year - TNLP
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year - Cleon
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe - Goose
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - Bloodhound
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment - John Boy
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock - Jester
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year - JMG
Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate hugodrax with a Post - Hugodrax
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree - Tuttle
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So - Del
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand - Pope Francis
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid - Thunktank
Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool - 14
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment - Skip
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time - Steverino
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito - Jim Van Halen
  • Least Likely to Win Any Award - Jared
  • Curmudgeon of the Year - durangopipe
  • Sock Puppet of the Year - Nature Of Man
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jared » Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:56 pm

Just wondering, is there anyway we can retire from a catagory?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:13 pm

Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob - Kerdy
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year - gaining_age
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year - Thoth
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe - JimVH
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - sweetandsour
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment - Steverino
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock - AFRS
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year - JMG
Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate hugodrax with a Post - AlwaysLearning
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree - huddsbaggie
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So - Irish-Dane
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand - Craig Thompson
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid - Del
Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool - MrRetentive
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment - Sid.Stavros
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time - parson
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito - DepartedLight
  • Least Likely to Win Any Award - Unkinjoe
  • Curmudgeon of the Year - Dug
  • Sock Puppet of the Year - Pipeweed
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by FredS » Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:06 pm

Reliving the olden days J-B?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:45 pm

Fred!
Get off my lawn!!
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:37 am

FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:06 pm
Reliving the olden days J-B?
Just trying to broaden the nominations. 🙂
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:44 am

John-Boy wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:37 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:06 pm
Reliving the olden days J-B?
Just trying to broaden the nominations. 🙂
Broading Denominations?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:46 am

Jocose wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:44 am
John-Boy wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:37 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:06 pm
Reliving the olden days J-B?
Just trying to broaden the nominations. 🙂
Broading Denominations?
Did I use the wrong word? I didn’t mean “make the nominations more feminine”. I meant “nominate more people”.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:11 am

John-Boy wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:46 am
Jocose wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:44 am
John-Boy wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:37 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:06 pm
Reliving the olden days J-B?
Just trying to broaden the nominations. 🙂
Broading Denominations?
Did I use the wrong word? I didn’t mean “make the nominations more feminine”. I meant “nominate more people”.
Broadining?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:04 am

Jocose wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:11 am
John-Boy wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:46 am
Jocose wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:44 am
John-Boy wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:37 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:06 pm
Reliving the olden days J-B?
Just trying to broaden the nominations. 🙂
Broading Denominations?
Did I use the wrong word? I didn’t mean “make the nominations more feminine”. I meant “nominate more people”.
Broadining?
probably. I dunno.
Praying - coco
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Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Winton » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:27 am

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 8:37 am
Hello!

It is time to begin the 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys! Here are the categories:

Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob Fainn
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year Bloodhound
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year Sir Moose
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe Hovannes
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment FredS
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment Goose55
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock Jocose
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year
JMG

Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate hugodrax with a Post Hugodrax
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree SweetandSour
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So tuttle
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand wosbald
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid
Morley

Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool Coco
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment Del
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time JohnBoy
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito TNLawpiper
  • Least Likely to Win Any Award UncleBob
  • Curmudgeon of the Year GaryinVA
  • Sock Puppet of the Year JohnyMcPiperson


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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:52 am

Jared wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:56 pm
Just wondering, is there anyway we can retire from a catagory?
You are on track to be a winner five times in a row. But if you wish to step down I will not nominate you for this prestigious position again.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:57 am

I'm not as popular as I used to be, and that's O.K. It hurts, but that's O.K.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:19 am

Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob - Goose55
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year - Goose55
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - Goose55/u]
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment - Goose55
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock - Goose55
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year - Goose55


Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate hugodrax with a Post - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So - Goose55
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand - Goose55
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid - Goose55


Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool - Goose55
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito - Goose55
  • Curmudgeon of the Year - Goose55
  • Sock Puppet of the Year - Goose55

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