2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by JimVH » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:44 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:19 am
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  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob - Goose55
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year - Goose55
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - Goose55/u]
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment - Goose55
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock - Goose55
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year - Goose55


Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate hugodrax with a Post - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So - Goose55
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand - Goose55
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid - Goose55


Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool - Goose55
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito - Goose55
  • Curmudgeon of the Year - Goose55
  • Sock Puppet of the Year - Goose55

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:52 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:19 am
Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob - Goose55
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year - Goose55
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - Goose55/u]
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment - Goose55
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock - Goose55
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year - Goose55


Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate hugodrax with a Post - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So - Goose55
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand - Goose55
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid - Goose55


Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool - Goose55
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito - Goose55
  • Curmudgeon of the Year - Goose55
  • Sock Puppet of the Year - Goose55


Golly, thank you! Only I don't have a sock puppet. I wish I did.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:19 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:19 am
Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob - Goose55
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year - Goose55
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - Goose55/u]
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment - Goose55
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock - Goose55
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year - jmg


Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate hugodrax with a Post - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So - Goose55
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand - Goose55
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid - Goose55


Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool - Goose55
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito - Goose55
  • Curmudgeon of the Year - Goose55
  • Sock Puppet of the Year - Goose55/Nature of a man


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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:55 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:19 am
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+1
I see what you did there. :)

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:26 am

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:07 pm

Nominations are now closed.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:10 pm

Voting is now open: Click Here!

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by tuttle » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:53 pm

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:10 pm

tuttle wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:53 pm
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Surprised Bob hasn’t gotten offended on their behalf yet,
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by wosbald » Mon Dec 03, 2018 4:09 pm

+JMJ+
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:12 pm

I've colluded ..er ..um.. voted
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:56 pm

Voting is now open:

Click Here!
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Cleon » Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:19 pm

what do the pollsters say?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:23 pm

Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:19 pm
what do the pollsters say?
Is someone doing exit polls?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Winton » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:01 pm

The pollster I talked to said that Goose is ahead in all categories, except 2.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:59 am

I was able to vote twice.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:01 am

I have cast my line...er...vote
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by JimVH » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:35 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:59 am
I was able to vote twice.
I only voted once. Of course so did Rita, the dog, and my neighbor's goldfish.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:55 am

I have exercised my right not to vote. Nobody gave me a sticker, though.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:26 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:59 am
I was able to vote twice.
All Texans get to vote twice.

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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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