2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am

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I have exercised my right not to vote. Nobody gave me a sticker, though.
Sorry, I was taking a coffee break. Here's your sticker.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:31 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:55 am
I have exercised my right not to vote. Nobody gave me a sticker, though.
Sorry, I was taking a coffee break. Here's your sticker.

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Thank you. That’s an excellent expression of my contempt for the democratic system. :dancingpie:
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:13 am

We have some tight races...
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Cleon » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:29 am

UncleBob wrote:
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We have some tight races...
Details, man. Details.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:10 pm

Did I win?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:35 pm

Jocose wrote:
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Did I win?
Define "win." :D
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:25 pm

Jocose wrote:
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Did I win?
no
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by GaryInVA » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:48 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:10 pm
Did I win?
This is 2018 in the USA, you're all winners!
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:02 pm

How much is shipping?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jester » Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:20 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:35 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:10 pm
Did I win?
Define "win." :D
I need to change my vote.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am

Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:05 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
I dont drink any more, but I'd gladly buy you a beer on that.
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Cleon » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:13 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
You call that an apology? I doubt your sincerity.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by gaining_age » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:30 pm

Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
You call that an apology? I doubt your sincerity.
So the offer to host the awards show has been rescinded?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:16 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:30 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
You call that an apology? I doubt your sincerity.
So the offer to host the awards show has been rescinded?
Everyone shut up! I'm gettin an extra piece of cake!!!
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:32 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:16 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:30 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
You call that an apology? I doubt your sincerity.
So the offer to host the awards show has been rescinded?
Everyone shut up! I'm gettin an extra piece of cake!!!
Cheesecake?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:41 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:32 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:16 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:30 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
You call that an apology? I doubt your sincerity.
So the offer to host the awards show has been rescinded?
Everyone shut up! I'm gettin an extra piece of cake!!!
Cheesecake?
Whatever they serve I'm wearing my eating sweatpants. And I'm taking the drawstring out so I can have extra room.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:08 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:32 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:16 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:30 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
You call that an apology? I doubt your sincerity.
So the offer to host the awards show has been rescinded?
Everyone shut up! I'm gettin an extra piece of cake!!!
Cheesecake?
New York Style, with cherry pie filling
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:09 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:08 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:32 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:16 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:30 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:44 am
Following a heartfelt review of my social media behavior, dating back to infancy, I will not host or attend any portion of the The Morley's this year. I have strong personal views on divisive topics such as Miracle Whip, chili, gizzards, and Mixture 79, and I do not want my controversies to distract from this important event. Any questions may be referred to my publicist.

Peace be with you and please give my cake to Gary.
You call that an apology? I doubt your sincerity.
So the offer to host the awards show has been rescinded?
Everyone shut up! I'm gettin an extra piece of cake!!!
Cheesecake?
New York Style, with cherry pie filling
Grab me a slice
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
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