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Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
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durangopipe
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
I'm about as tempted to hit play on that as I am to stick a fork in my eyeball...you know, just to see if it's as bad as I imagine it to be or if it can possibly be even worse.
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
That was amazingly bad. Truly terrible. Indeed, admirable in a strange way. Not many people could make that song worse, but Shatner has what it takes.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:55 pmI'm about as tempted to hit play on that as I am to stick a fork in my eyeball...you know, just to see if it's as bad as I imagine it to be or if it can possibly be even worse.
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
Worse.
Definitely worse.
Definitely worse.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
+1durangopipe wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:59 pmIt’s a losing battle.
Turn off the radio and try to stay out of shopping malls and supermarkets until January.
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
You forget the reason for the ban is to score cultural woke points.
Ban Baby It's Cold Outside: You are an ally to women everywhere #MeToo
Ban Feliz Navidad: You are a racist T-rump supporter #DontBuildThatWall
Ban Baby It's Cold Outside: You are an ally to women everywhere #MeToo
Ban Feliz Navidad: You are a racist T-rump supporter #DontBuildThatWall
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
Dont you guys have an entire room to play in?
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
Can we add Santa Baby and Last Christmas to the list?
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
And let's include "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree", "Jingle Bell Rock", and the Barbra Streisand version of "Jingle Bells".
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
Don't mess with any song on that album. GOAT Christmas album.
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As long as you don't mess with the Barking Dogs "Jinglebells"
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Scott ( aka - Thor )
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I don't want any Christmas album that involves goats.
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Bäää humbug?
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad
AWESOMELY BAD!coco wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:56 pmThat was amazingly bad. Truly terrible. Indeed, admirable in a strange way. Not many people could make that song worse, but Shatner has what it takes.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:55 pmI'm about as tempted to hit play on that as I am to stick a fork in my eyeball...you know, just to see if it's as bad as I imagine it to be or if it can possibly be even worse.
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Yeah. Besides, Jose Feliciano is Puerto Rican. And blind #Ableist.
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