Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad

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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:55 pm

Pushed Play.

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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:55 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:50 pm
wosbald wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:06 pm
+JMJ+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDyZ6xANuUc
Must. Not. Push. Play.
I'm about as tempted to hit play on that as I am to stick a fork in my eyeball...you know, just to see if it's as bad as I imagine it to be or if it can possibly be even worse.
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad

Post by coco » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:56 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:55 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:50 pm
wosbald wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:06 pm
+JMJ+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDyZ6xANuUc
Must. Not. Push. Play.
I'm about as tempted to hit play on that as I am to stick a fork in my eyeball...you know, just to see if it's as bad as I imagine it to be or if it can possibly be even worse.
That was amazingly bad. Truly terrible. Indeed, admirable in a strange way. Not many people could make that song worse, but Shatner has what it takes.
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Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:56 pm

Worse.
Definitely worse.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:58 pm

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:03 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by Hovannes » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:18 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:59 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:45 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:02 pm
Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad?!?!?!?


It's the worst xmas song ever.
I've tired of hearing that, as well
It’s a losing battle.
Turn off the radio and try to stay out of shopping malls and supermarkets until January.
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Re: Forget Baby it's cold outside...How do we ban Feliz Navidad

Post by tuttle » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:38 am

You forget the reason for the ban is to score cultural woke points.

Ban Baby It's Cold Outside: You are an ally to women everywhere #MeToo

Ban Feliz Navidad: You are a racist T-rump supporter #DontBuildThatWall
Christmas is Yule, dummies! We're doing the same thing, just better!

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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:41 am

tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:38 am
You forget the reason for the ban is to score cultural woke points.

Ban Baby It's Cold Outside: You are an ally to women everywhere #MeToo

Ban Feliz Navidad: You are a racist T-rump supporter #DontBuildThatWall
Dont you guys have an entire room to play in?
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Post by Cleon » Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:57 am

Can we add Santa Baby and Last Christmas to the list?
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Post by yetanotherbob » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:36 pm

And let's include "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree", "Jingle Bell Rock", and the Barbra Streisand version of "Jingle Bells".
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:37 pm

yetanotherbob wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:36 pm
and the Barbra Streisand version of "Jingle Bells".
Don't mess with any song on that album. GOAT Christmas album.
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Post by Bloodhound » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:17 pm

As long as you don't mess with the Barking Dogs "Jinglebells"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg
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Post by Bloodhound » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:19 pm

How do we feel about this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqdx47Rp0tY
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Post by coco » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:45 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:37 pm
yetanotherbob wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:36 pm
and the Barbra Streisand version of "Jingle Bells".
Don't mess with any song on that album. GOAT Christmas album.
I don't want any Christmas album that involves goats.
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:59 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:45 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:37 pm
yetanotherbob wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:36 pm
and the Barbra Streisand version of "Jingle Bells".
Don't mess with any song on that album. GOAT Christmas album.
I don't want any Christmas album that involves goats.
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:34 pm

Praying - coco
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Post by Del » Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:29 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:56 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:55 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:50 pm
wosbald wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:06 pm
+JMJ+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDyZ6xANuUc
Must. Not. Push. Play.
I'm about as tempted to hit play on that as I am to stick a fork in my eyeball...you know, just to see if it's as bad as I imagine it to be or if it can possibly be even worse.
That was amazingly bad. Truly terrible. Indeed, admirable in a strange way. Not many people could make that song worse, but Shatner has what it takes.
AWESOMELY BAD!
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Post by Del » Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:36 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:41 am
tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:38 am
You forget the reason for the ban is to score cultural woke points.

Ban Baby It's Cold Outside: You are an ally to women everywhere #MeToo

Ban Feliz Navidad: You are a racist T-rump supporter #DontBuildThatWall
Dont you guys have an entire room to play in?
Yeah. Besides, Jose Feliciano is Puerto Rican. And blind #Ableist.
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