CPS Words And Phrases

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CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Dec 16, 2018 6:59 pm

Seems like it was tried before but it might be fun to have these in one place.
Here are two of my favorites:
I can't relate™
Cobunsm™
Please add yous.
I just love that old car smell™

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Jocose » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:01 pm

cOBunist
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by SlowToke » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:08 pm

bOOsh
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:12 pm

How much is shipping?

I see what you did there.
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by mont974x4 » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:14 pm

I would like to add...


Hello FredS
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by JMG » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:30 pm

For Fred's sake

I'm not clicking that

Praying

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by John-Boy » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:31 pm

I'm taking my wife to Nairobi.
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by John-Boy » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:32 pm

Is it too late to get in on this?
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:40 pm

Is it too late to get out of this?
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:42 pm

Should we TM these?
I just love that old car smell™

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by coco » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:53 pm

U***n
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Bloodhound » Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:51 pm

Goats!
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by JimVH » Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:53 pm

Yer mom.



Boom.

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 16, 2018 9:01 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:53 pm
Yer mom.



Boom.
I see what you did there.
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by durangopipe » Sun Dec 16, 2018 10:16 pm

BRATASS
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by JimVH » Sun Dec 16, 2018 10:21 pm

Hot Coco

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:45 am

In before the lock

...in the news

That's sig line material right there
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by FredS » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:27 am

Poink
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by tuttle » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:47 am

pope slap
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Jocose » Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:09 pm

Dang, now I'm hungry.
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