CPS Words And Phrases

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by ReverendThom » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:47 pm

There it is.

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by durangopipe » Wed Dec 26, 2018 1:34 am

+1
+2
Etc.
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by JimVH » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:21 am

Welcome.

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by coco » Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:56 pm

Defrosting a chicken
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by hugodrax » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:04 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:56 pm
Defrosting a chicken
You’ll go blind, Coco.
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Del » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:18 pm

PAD

TAD

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by coco » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:08 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:04 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:56 pm
Defrosting a chicken
You’ll go blind, Coco.
:lol:
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by GaryInVA » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:51 pm

Chicken cannon.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:32 am

Nehushtan’d.

Might be Klingon, I dunno.
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by John-Boy » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:38 am

LOL
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:51 am

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 1:34 am
+1
+2
Etc.
+1
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Jocose » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:45 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:51 am
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 1:34 am
+1
+2
Etc.
+1
+6.7 and 1/8
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:27 am

coco wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:08 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:04 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:56 pm
Defrosting a chicken
You’ll go blind, Coco.
:lol:
Quit when you start needing glasses.
Facts should never get in the way of a good story.

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by hugodrax » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:45 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:27 am
coco wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:08 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:04 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:56 pm
Defrosting a chicken
You’ll go blind, Coco.
:lol:
Quit when you start needing glasses.
I’ve needed them since second grade. What’s your argument now, buddy? :P
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:11 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:45 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:27 am
coco wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:08 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:04 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:56 pm
Defrosting a chicken
You’ll go blind, Coco.
:lol:
Quit when you start needing glasses.
I’ve needed them since second grade. What’s your argument now, buddy? :P
You were an early bloomer?!
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Fainn » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:17 pm

Ghey

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by sysiphus » Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:44 am

coco wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:56 pm
Defrosting a chicken
Chicken towel
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by Cleon » Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:53 am

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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by FredS » Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:14 am

Cleon wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:53 am
Sultan of Jackassastan
You rang?
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Re: CPS Words And Phrases

Post by UncleBob » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:26 pm

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