Burp Sticks Banned

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Burp Sticks Banned

Post by dasmokeryaget » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:54 pm

Due to www insecurity, please do not betray the secret code words.

You have till March to either destroy your burp stick or surrender it to ABFT

If you do possess a Burp Stick, I'd suggest mailing it to JimHv or Delighted Part for Ferdz sake.


I no longer own a Bump Stock since I gifted it to TNLP

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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:58 pm

dasmokeryaget wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:54 pm
Due to www insecurity, please do not betray the secret code words.

You have till March to either destroy your burp stick or surrender it to ABFT

If you do possess a Burp Stick, I'd suggest mailing it to JimHv or Delighted Part for Ferdz sake.


I no longer own a Bump Stock since I gifted it to TNLP
Bastiges. Thanks for the heads up.

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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:02 pm

Should we post instructions on how to use a shoelace or rubber band to get the same effect or would that just lead to felony possession of shoelace charges?
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by dasmokeryaget » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:14 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:58 pm
dasmokeryaget wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:54 pm
Due to www insecurity, please do not betray the secret code words.

You have till March to either destroy your burp stick or surrender it to ABFT

If you do possess a Burp Stick, I'd suggest mailing it to JimHv or Delighted Part for Ferdz sake.


I no longer own a Bump Stock since I gifted it to TNLP
Bastiges. Thanks for the heads up.

Love you, man. Good to see you.
Thank you. How you doing?

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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by dasmokeryaget » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:21 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:02 pm
Should we post instructions on how to use a shoelace or rubber band to get the same effect or would that just lead to felony possession of shoelace charges?
Allow the unenlightened to remain so.

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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:33 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:02 pm
Should we post instructions on how to use a shoelace or rubber band to get the same effect or would that just lead to felony possession of shoelace charges?
Dude. No. Never. Felony possession of a banned piece.
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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:51 pm

I am already compliant. I skipped the burps and bought am-oh instead.

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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by FredS » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:57 pm

I saw the Burp Stick Band back in the 80's. They opened for .38 Special.
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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by Del » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:00 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:57 pm
I saw the Burp Stick Band back in the 80's. They opened for .38 Special.
Hi FerdZ.
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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:03 pm

dasmokeryaget wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:14 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:58 pm
dasmokeryaget wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:54 pm
Due to www insecurity, please do not betray the secret code words.

You have till March to either destroy your burp stick or surrender it to ABFT

If you do possess a Burp Stick, I'd suggest mailing it to JimHv or Delighted Part for Ferdz sake.


I no longer own a Bump Stock since I gifted it to TNLP
Bastiges. Thanks for the heads up.

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Thank you. How you doing?
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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:37 pm

dasmokeryaget wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:54 pm
Due to www insecurity, please do not betray the secret code words.

You have till March to either destroy your burp stick or surrender it to ABFT

If you do possess a Burp Stick, I'd suggest mailing it to JimHv or Delighted Part for Ferdz sake.


I no longer own a Bump Stock since I gifted it to TNLP
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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by dasmokeryaget » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:09 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:57 pm
I saw the Burp Stick Band back in the 80's. They opened for .38 Special.
I see what you did there.

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Re: Burp Sticks Banned

Post by SlowToke » Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:36 am

JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:51 pm
I am already compliant. I skipped the burps and bought am-oh instead.
+1

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