World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

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World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 27, 2018 10:43 am

I’ll get the ball rolling by nominating:

Fainn
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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by tuttle » Thu Dec 27, 2018 10:59 am

Pigpen
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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:18 am

Dick Dastardly

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:32 am

Joe Btfsplk
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by coco » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:51 am

Fainn wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:28 pm
A guy from the church I'm applying to wanted to friend me on Facebook
I spent 20 minutes removing posts about flatulence.

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:53 am

coco wrote:
Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:51 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:28 pm
A guy from the church I'm applying to wanted to friend me on Facebook
I spent 20 minutes removing posts about flatulence.

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Hence, Fainn’s nomination
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by Fainn » Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:21 pm

durangopipe wrote:I’ll get the ball rolling by nominating:

Fainn
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Made my day.

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:16 pm

Fainn wrote:
Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:21 pm
durangopipe wrote:I’ll get the ball rolling by nominating:

Fainn
Pepé Le Pew
Made my day.

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:D
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:06 pm

My dog is up there, I'll tell you what.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by Fainn » Thu Dec 27, 2018 10:48 pm

durangopipe wrote:
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:51 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:28 pm
A guy from the church I'm applying to wanted to friend me on Facebook
I spent 20 minutes removing posts about flatulence.

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Hence, Fainn’s nomination
To be fair, some of them were memes.

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Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:10 am

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:46 am

Image

This guy.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:05 pm

Le Pétomane.

The rest are just amateurs.
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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by gaining_age » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:14 pm

Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:39 pm

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:53 pm

Can we nominate a group--namely the Minions?

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Re: World’s Greatest Stinker Showdown

Post by Fainn » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:58 pm

I watch this whenever i'm down.

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