World’s Greatest Drinker Showdown

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World’s Greatest Drinker Showdown

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:51 pm

Alexander the Great.

Hemingway.

Fitzgerald.

Bukowski.
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Re: World’s Greatest Drinker Showdown

Post by FredS » Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:52 pm

Dean Martin

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Post by Roadmaster » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:01 pm

+1 on Dean Martin
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Post by wosbald » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:01 pm

+JMJ+

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Post by Cleon » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:29 pm

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Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:34 pm

Otis from Andy Griffith
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Post by JimVH » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:37 pm

Foster Brooks

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Post by Hovannes » Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:54 pm

Edgar Rice Burroughs
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Re: World’s Greatest Drinker Showdown

Post by Unkinjoe » Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:16 pm

all amateurs Joe Walsh, Ozzy, Dennis Hopper. Should I continue?

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Post by Del » Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:46 pm

Skip.
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Re: World’s Greatest Drinker Showdown

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Dec 27, 2018 8:54 pm

George Jones wife hid his keys so that he couldn't go to the liquor store 8 miles away.
He drove his riding lawnmower.
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Re: World’s Greatest Drinker Showdown

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 27, 2018 9:09 pm

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Post by Goose55 » Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:50 am

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Re: World’s Greatest Drinker Showdown

Post by AFRS » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:39 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:51 pm
Alexander the Great.

Hemingway.

Fitzgerald.

Bukowski.
Yer mom.

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Re: World’s Greatest Drinker Showdown

Post by Ether » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:52 pm

Lemmy (maybe disqualified, as he is already competing in the showdown for world's greatest polytoxicomaniac)

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