2019 Calandar

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2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:21 am

My son gave me an awesome gift, a calendar of 365 DAD Jokes!

Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:36 am

Winton wrote:My son gave me an awesome gift, a calendar of 365 DAD Jokes!

Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!
Yes!!! Keep em commen!


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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:59 am

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Del » Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:53 pm

This could go on all year.
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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by JimVH » Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:57 pm

Del wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:53 pm
This could go on all year.
I'm hoping so.
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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:16 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:57 pm
Del wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:53 pm
This could go on all year.
I'm hoping so.
It's awfully late on the 3rd without a new joke. Sigh.
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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by JimVH » Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:38 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:16 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:57 pm
Del wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:53 pm
This could go on all year.
I'm hoping so.
It's awfully late on the 3rd without a new joke. Sigh.
A weekly digest, at least?
4 - 21 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 14
6 - 15 - 18
16 - 15 - 25

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:47 am

Yesterday: The bank robber took a bath immediately after a heist. He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:48 am

"Dad, can you put the cat out?"

"I didn't know the cat was on fire!"

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Del » Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:40 am

I've been waiting a long time for a suitable thread to post this video....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7rC1cP8yw
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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by gaining_age » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:07 am

Del wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:40 am
I've been waiting a long time for a suitable thread to post this video....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7rC1cP8yw
Maybe you should have kept waiting...
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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Jan 05, 2019 7:07 am

Del wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:40 am
I've been waiting a long time for a suitable thread to post this video....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7rC1cP8yw
This is an awesome post for this thread!

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Jan 05, 2019 7:11 am

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:20 am

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of its bark.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by JimVH » Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:33 pm

Boom.
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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:44 pm

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of its bark.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:45 pm

Never buy anything with Velcro.

It's a total rip-off.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by JimVH » Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:41 pm

This is one of my favorite threads already.
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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:34 am

Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:30 am

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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