2019 Calandar

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:43 am

I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:53 am

What does Batman like in his drinks?

Just ice.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:53 am

I just learned sign language.

It's pretty handy.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:54 am

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster?

Drop her a line.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:55 am

Did you hear about the perfume thief? He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:45 am

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:46 am

I know an archaeologist who had to change professions. His career is in ruins.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:47 am

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:47 am

I'm reading a book about antigravity. It's impossible to put down.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:48 am

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghouls' Day.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:10 am

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:11 am

Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer?

Now he's a hardened criminal.

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Post by Winton » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:11 am

Never play games in the jungle. There are too many cheetahs.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:12 am

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:13 am

That cowboy's a lot of laughs. He's always horsing around.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:28 am

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person!

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:29 am

You can't keep secrets in a bank. There are too many tellers.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:29 am

What do you a call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:30 am

To the guy who invented zero: thanks for nothing.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:31 am

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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