2019 Calandar
- durangopipe
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Re: 2019 Calandar
You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
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The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
- Sir Moose
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Re: 2019 Calandar
durangopipe wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:16 pmYou’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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Okay.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:19 pmdurangopipe wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:16 pmYou’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.![]()
Call it a tie.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
- UncleBob
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Re: 2019 Calandar
I see what you did there.durangopipe wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:48 pmOkay.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:19 pmdurangopipe wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:16 pmYou’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.![]()
Call it a tie.

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Re: 2019 Calandar
UncleBob wrote: ↑Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:38 amI see what you did there.durangopipe wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:48 pmOkay.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:19 pmdurangopipe wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:16 pmYou’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.![]()
Call it a tie.
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. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
- Winton
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Re: 2019 Calandar
What has a horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
A milk truck.
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Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months.
He got 12 months.
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He also got a date....with his cellmate, Bubba.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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Dad, will you fix dinner?
I didn't know it was broken!
I didn't know it was broken!
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Re: 2019 Calandar
At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty.
At tooth-hurty.
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Can February march?
No, but April may.
No, but April may.
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The cops just arrested the Energizer Bunny!
They charged him with battery.
They charged him with battery.
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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?
It has a rattle.
It has a rattle.
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Re: 2019 Calandar
Did you hear about the doughnut maker retiring? He was fed up with the hole business.
- Winton
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Why did the electrician close early on Monday?
Because business was very light.
Because business was very light.
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Re: 2019 Calandar
What kind of car does a crazy man drive?
A locomotive.
A locomotive.
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Re: 2019 Calandar
What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
Don't look! I'm changing!
Don't look! I'm changing!
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On Facebook today: People cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in!
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Re: 2019 Calandar
I got a big bill from the electric company this month.
I was shocked.
I was shocked.
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Re: 2019 Calandar
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.
I woke up exhausted!
I woke up exhausted!